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This was beanis (left) when it debuted, and this is beanis now (right) in December 2025
Feel old yet?
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6day
"Welcome to Lemmy. Don't feed the bears."
"Those damn Hexbears are either a bunch of cranks and trolls, or genuine tankies and Stalinists. Don't feed the trolls, don't feed the bears. They'll try to entice you to listen to them with pictures of dope ass bears. None of them are actually cuddly fuzzy teddy bears. Don't fall for the cute bear pics, the Soviet Bear is vicious and these guys embody her, not the cute cubs they post."
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6day
I'm sorry I ever doubted you @HexReplyBot
reporting from behind the great australian firewall, i need your invidious links now more than ever 
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6day
It's-a me! Katamario Damacy!
I rolla the goomba, I rolla the yoshi! Roll it all into one big pizza pie, whoopeeee!!!
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6day
My downward spiral has been interrupted by a large pile of rocks
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7day
mfw when i live in a society
9
7day
Who the heck is Otto Brurie and why does he have a medical condition named after himself
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7day
Cyphermaxxed and bluepilled
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JODWCwycNmgPlug me back in babyyyy 
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1w
a sincere congratulations to all those who successfully cleaned their ass today
I'm very very proud of you if you washed your ass and asshole today with soap and water. Congrats! Keep up the great work 
... read full post
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1w
I dont like beanis its a bad joke I prefer peas… peanis
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1w
I’m generally in favor of Donald trumps censorship of liberal media but
https://hexbear.net/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwallpaperaccess.com%2Ffull%2F1599571.jpg
If he remove the wokies from star trek I’ll be so mad 😡
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1w
What if Americans invent fusion before China because they are so hell-bent on powering their generative gooner (GG) AIlin?
ducks
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1w
If you think about it...cocaine is 9/11, Venezuela is Afghanistan, Tren De Aragua are Al-Qaeda and our commander in chief is George W. Bush.
Really makes you think.... 
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1w
The lion does not concern itself with speed limits
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1w
Okay, so you know about children's fairytales right? Well, get this...
What if we took children's fairytales... but made them DARK AND FUCKED UP!? I bet no one's thought of this before!
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1w
Hypothesis: You are
right now
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1w
I think I'm gonna become a hermit
I'm going to grow my beard so long it covers my junk and then find a cave, and I'll knock down beehives with sticks and eat the honey while the bees sting me, and when local kids come and gawk at me I'll chase them away with a big rock screaming.
Yeah, that would be the life.
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1w
I get the American opposition to woke, even the chocolate is announcing its preferred pronouns
Her/she
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1w
succor? i hardly know her!
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1w
Caption this
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1w
I wish Summa would cum quiete
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1w
I have come to a revealing conclusion.
I am Pagliacci. 
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1w
heh
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1w
"I'm a super rich and powerful pervert, I need a secret location to do my perverted rich guy stuff. Hmmm, an isolated private island I control access to?"
"Nah, too obvious. I'll run it out of the basement of a D.C. artisanal pizza parlor that I also hold public events in. Who would see that coming!"
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1w
c/dating
