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I get the American opposition to woke, even the chocolate is announcing its preferred pronouns
Her/she
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succor? i hardly know her!
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Caption this
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I wish Summa would cum quiete
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I have come to a revealing conclusion.
I am Pagliacci. 
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heh
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"I'm a super rich and powerful pervert, I need a secret location to do my perverted rich guy stuff. Hmmm, an isolated private island I control access to?"
"Nah, too obvious. I'll run it out of the basement of a D.C. artisanal pizza parlor that I also hold public events in. Who would see that coming!"
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c/dating
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Imagine not having a pie rn LMAO OWNED
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Standing in the street shouting GET IN MY BALLS
I'm playing Pokemon Go
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I should make like a really niche science news thing and start every story by acting like its huge groundbreaking story.
"Unless you've been living under a rock you've obviously already heard about the newest developments in snail studies"
"The world mourns as the foremost expert on protozoans in central europe transitions to professor emeritus. The world is lesser for this, and we expect all flags to be flown at half mast" [Cues up AI generated mourning song ala "we are Charlie Kirk"]
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George Lucas should use AI to remaster the original Star War trilogy
Finding the originals without the shitty CGI is nearly impossible now anyway so why not update it again in the spirit of our time?
It will decide once and for all whether Han shot first. Or at all.
I bet a bunch of dolts would pay to see it.
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There is something you really ought to see
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Everything reminds me of Him
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What is your opinion on goofy scifi curse words
Do you frak with them
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I'm the one true authoritarianist.
I have no problem with Hexbears authoritarianism. My problem is with the socialism.
ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.
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pulling up to an openai shareholders meeting like
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What is better hexbear, pee pee or poo poo?
Cast your vote below.
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Gamers whining about woke this and that and now they're about to be blindsided by this RAM shortage. General RAAM approves
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Strasserites? More like Strasserwrongs!
Borders aren't real! When I ask them to show me a border, Nationalists brings out a drawn picture like :phoenix-evidence: with all the energy of :soypoint-1: :border-middle-cross-square: :soypoint-2: while saying it is real! :i-cant: Buddy that is an imaginary line! ... read full post
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The plurb is the volcel vanguard they don't reproduce sexually and will result in the extinction of humanity cmv
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Everyone's posting their Hexbear 'Year In Review's
Mine is ... read full post
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Obama if he was a structure (such as a breakwater) extending into navigable water for use as a landing place or promenade or to protect or form a harbor
Uhh, let me be pier
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Imgur
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