I'm going to grow my beard so long it covers my junk and then find a cave, and I'll knock down beehives with sticks and eat the honey while the bees sting me, and when local kids come and gawk at me I'll chase them away with a big rock screaming.
Yeah, that would be the life.
mrfugu [he/him, any] - 1w
Don’t forget your lantern that’s like the most important part
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ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] - 1w
Still haven't found an honest man yet.
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juniper [none/use name] - 1w
I already do all that except the whole living in a cave thing
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booty [he/him] - 1w
I'm going to grow my beard so long it covers my junk and then find a cave
Find the cave first. Trying to figure out how to do hermit shit gives you plenty of time to grow the beard. First task: fashion a hermitably suitable temporary junk coverage to keep you going till your beard gets long enough.
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ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] - 1w
Maybe I can fashion a loin cloth out of the pelt of a dead squirrel I found!
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OgdenTO [he/him] - 1w
Found fashion
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OgdenTO [he/him] - 1w
The only thing on your to-do list will be to run out of the cave and yell "It's!"
ConcreteHalloween in badposting
I think I'm gonna become a hermit
I'm going to grow my beard so long it covers my junk and then find a cave, and I'll knock down beehives with sticks and eat the honey while the bees sting me, and when local kids come and gawk at me I'll chase them away with a big rock screaming.
Yeah, that would be the life.
Don’t forget your lantern that’s like the most important part
Still haven't found an honest man yet.
I already do all that except the whole living in a cave thing
Find the cave first. Trying to figure out how to do hermit shit gives you plenty of time to grow the beard. First task: fashion a hermitably suitable temporary junk coverage to keep you going till your beard gets long enough.
Maybe I can fashion a loin cloth out of the pelt of a dead squirrel I found!
Found fashion
The only thing on your to-do list will be to run out of the cave and yell "It's!"