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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
What rumours are the birds spreading about you?
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daggermoon in shittyasklemmy
Is it better to cum in the sink, or sink in the cum?
I vote the former.
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
How many big macs can I buy for the price of a ballroom?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
Can a regular person buy an excavator?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
Are you now, or have you ever been, a Twilight fan?
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actionjbone in shittyasklemmy
Who should star in the live-action Skibidi Toilet movie?
We totally need Kate Winslet as the Astro Toilet leader, and Matt Smith as G-toilet.

Also Mr. T as the voice of the Red Titan.
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mistermodal in shittyasklemmy
Wait so you guys get death is a perceptual thing right like it's okay that we die it's not that bad
The main problem is that people will grind you into a paste to feed their nymphs and their happiness will be as chemically real and valid as yours
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ordnance_qf_17_pounder in shittyasklemmy
How long should I microwave a deathcap mushroom for to make it edible?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
Which superhero should work for the DMV?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
Where is Waldo?
Is he with Carmen Sandiego?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
How do you like to be punished?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
Do you have a point?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
Have you repented for your sins?
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mistermodal in shittyasklemmy
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
What are your thoughts?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
What are the consequences of destroying half the Whitehouse?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
You've been kidnapped and the weakest superhero is coming to save you, what are you gonna do?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
What's the least effective punishment?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
Why were you sent to your room?
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mistermodal in shittyasklemmy
did you know you can put steamer baskets on an instant pot
no wonder they went bankrupt shit turns lead into gold
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
When's the revolution you all needed guns for?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
What can I yell in public to start trouble?
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
Do you still think the law will protect you?
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mistermodal in shittyasklemmy
you got a problem with me? [shrinks by 5% voice rising in pitch] I said you got a problem with me? huh? [shrinks 7%] something funny to you buddy?? [audibly shrinks 20%]
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
What isn't worth the effort?

Posts

What rumours are the birds spreading about you?

Is it better to cum in the sink, or sink in the cum?

How many big macs can I buy for the price of a ballroom?

Can a regular person buy an excavator?

Are you now, or have you ever been, a Twilight fan?

Who should star in the live-action Skibidi Toilet movie?

Wait so you guys get death is a perceptual thing right like it's okay that we die it's not that bad

How long should I microwave a deathcap mushroom for to make it edible?

Which superhero should work for the DMV?

Where is Waldo?

How do you like to be punished?

Do you have a point?

Have you repented for your sins?

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

What are your thoughts?

What are the consequences of destroying half the Whitehouse?

You've been kidnapped and the weakest superhero is coming to save you, what are you gonna do?

What's the least effective punishment?

Why were you sent to your room?

did you know you can put steamer baskets on an instant pot

When's the revolution you all needed guns for?

What can I yell in public to start trouble?

Do you still think the law will protect you?

you got a problem with me? [shrinks by 5% voice rising in pitch] I said you got a problem with me? huh? [shrinks 7%] something funny to you buddy?? [audibly shrinks 20%]

What isn't worth the effort?