slazer2au - 1monThat we only have the bird feeder because we want the cat to hunt us. Truth is, the cat is scared of the birds. 3
Alas Poor Erinaceus - 1monOurs are mad at us because we took down the bird feeder that was attracting the giant man-eating grizzlies. 3
FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
What rumours are the birds spreading about you?
How can things that aren't real spread rumors about me?
That we only have the bird feeder because we want the cat to hunt us.
Truth is, the cat is scared of the birds.
Ours are mad at us because we took down the bird feeder that was attracting the giant man-eating grizzlies.