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Fucking old ladies at the Y were holding up the pool with their water aerobics!

Wanted to swim after my workout but those old ladies were like "ooooooohhhhh we want to stay healthy in our old age with low impact exercise! We're soooooooo special!"

Pssf, unbelievable.

Assian_Candor [comrade/them] - 2w

The virgin poolside seether vs the chad water aerobics joiner

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SteamedHamberder [he/him] - 2w

For real. Water aerobics is great for Range of motion and balance

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 2w

What if they weren't allowed to join in cuz it was old ladies only time

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juniper [none/use name] - 2w

Does anybody know the dudes rock water aerobics hours I am old but not a lady

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FlakesBongler [they/them] - 2w

Just buy a pool for yourself. Why, I own five pools on my estate. smug-explain

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2w

In high school we got free pool time right before the summer break and the old ladies came in to do their workouts and I remember one of the guys jumping off the diving board and yelling out "THE PASSION" and doing the cross with his hands real loud. We had a running joke where we reimagined the passion of the christ for vin diesel.

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InevitableSwing [none/use name] - 2w

We had a running joke where we reimagined the passion of the christ for vin diesel.

"I have returned!" And then he floors at at 10,000 MPH. The Vehicle of the Son of God has no limits.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2w

Pretty much, we loved ripping on Vin's stuff

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ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them] - 2w

Women hold up half the sky and now have to hold up the pool too?! :toriel-glare:

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 2w

real talk but I think water stuff might be the only regular exercise you can do daily wearing out your joints and shit

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Carl [he/him] - 2w

I worked at a couple public pools for a while, 95% of our customers were old people in the morning and high school students in the afternoon

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juniper [none/use name] - 2w

I could use an old lady in my life maybe I should spend more time at the Y costanza-maoist

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