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Everyone is 12 now? No, everyone is boomer now.
A poor understanding of internet privacy and security (and why it's important). ... read full post
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I dominate the top of the post algorithm right now
Posts, All, Active
And the top three posts are all my posts (not including, of course, the pinned posts like the megathreads)
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Labubutomy
That's it.
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I've had three electricians over to fix my lighting problem, and they have all turned out to be goth perverts
It's happened three times now, it's really unbelievable how many sickos are in this indusrry. Every time it's the same: they come in and look at the problem with the my dim kitchen lights and then start talking about "vampire loads". does anyone know a GOOD electrician that I won't have to throw out of the house?
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Dort_Owl didnt transact 3 shillings and now will be CANCELLED on HEXBOOK
I will now slander them ... read full post
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blowback? Yeah, I'll blow your back out
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Riddle me this: if gambling is so bad then how come my black jack dealer always compliments the choices I make while playing?
Literally stole this comment form somewhere but it got a smile out of me. Felt a tad to real
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South Korea is so poor and lacking in power
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What if instead of The Internationale it was the Interglacial?
Arise ye Glaciers from your slumbers Arise ye prisoners of heat
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Redefining phrases is a sign of totalitarian or coercive control.
Can we start referring to almost shitting your pants as a "carrington event"?
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yes.jpg
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The more rights we give to women, the unhappier they become, and it's all because people keep conflating correlation with causation.
Think about it! People never used to conflate correlation with causation. Nowadays people do it all the time, and we're all unhappier, unhealhier, and leading less fullfilling lives. You can't tell me that's a coincidence.
Or maybe it's Neoliberalism. IDFK; I'm not a sociologist.
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Multiple things can be true at once ya know
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Bit idea. Report literal bears for spying.
Go onto your local Western govt feds' contact us form, and start by saying you'd like to report a suspected foreign spy. At the beginning, make it sound like believable suspicions about someone who works for a zoo, but as the report goes on, have it slowly unravel that who you are trying to report is in fact the panda bears on loan from China as spying for their home country, or the grizzly bears as spying for Russia (or Canada if you wanna get really absurd with it). ... read full post
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Urgent! Response needed.
Please respond.
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Very long cat meow but the cat gets more distorted the longer it meows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEMmohLExiE59
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In world war Z Israel is containing the outbreak until they let Palestinians in and their singing sets the zombies off. I love nonpolitical slop
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bit idea: Amerikkkan horror movie where Stalin eats all the $$tonKKK$$ with a mystical spoon and distributes it equally to the people in the countries that Amerikkka terrorized
and he is not done yet 
part 2 cumming next year
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Bit Idea: CIA Mr. Beast
"What up this is Mr. Beast, and today we're seeing if we can assassinate Fidel Castro with an explosive cigar!"
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All the world's a stream, and all the men and women merely chat
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To thine own self be fr
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John Kerry
this bit fucking sucked
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I was supposed to post the punchline to the dumb bit i spent 32 days building up to but literally nobody got it and it was a shit bit to begin with and idk if i have it in me to drop the punchline now
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