Go onto your local Western govt feds' contact us form, and start by saying you'd like to report a suspected foreign spy. At the beginning, make it sound like believable suspicions about someone who works for a zoo, but as the report goes on, have it slowly unravel that who you are trying to report is in fact the panda bears on loan from China as spying for their home country, or the grizzly bears as spying for Russia (or Canada if you wanna get really absurd with it).
9to5 [any, comrade/them] - 2w
dont dox the bears
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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 2w
Used to be, we only had to worry about people feeding the bears!
(Good point. Half of them probably post here.)
["Don't feed the bears" would make a good tagline... like "don't feed the trolls", because the rest of Lemmy likes to call Hexbears tankie trolls. "Don't doxx the bears" is even more esoteric and better...]
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9to5 [any, comrade/them] - 2w
thank you for your cooperation
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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 2w
You're welcome, Ted. You're looking very hug shaped today, comrade!
alexei_1917 in badposting
Bit idea. Report literal bears for spying.
Go onto your local Western govt feds' contact us form, and start by saying you'd like to report a suspected foreign spy. At the beginning, make it sound like believable suspicions about someone who works for a zoo, but as the report goes on, have it slowly unravel that who you are trying to report is in fact the panda bears on loan from China as spying for their home country, or the grizzly bears as spying for Russia (or Canada if you wanna get really absurd with it).
dont dox the bears
Used to be, we only had to worry about people feeding the bears!
(Good point. Half of them probably post here.)
["Don't feed the bears" would make a good tagline... like "don't feed the trolls", because the rest of Lemmy likes to call Hexbears tankie trolls. "Don't doxx the bears" is even more esoteric and better...]