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This makes more sense

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Ininewcrow - 18hr

Later that year, Sally did another school report on dinosaurs ... on the thesaurus

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negativenull - 18hr

The Thesaurus was a highly eloquent dinosaur I hear

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IninewCrow - 17hr

Yes it was ... but it was often preyed upon by the Philosoraptor

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negativenull - 16hr

The Philosoraptor, while being highly intelligent and educated, ended up working as a cook making Triceroburgers for minimum wage

(with apologies to any philosophers that read this)

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dohpaz42 - 14hr

(with apologies to any philosophers that read this)

Why? They’d probably love a job cooking burgers.

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DragonTypeWyvern @midwest.social - 10hr

Philosophy degrees actually had a higher placement rate than computer science last year

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dohpaz42 - 6hr

Probably because jobs at burger joints were on the rise. 😬

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samus12345 @sh.itjust.works - 12hr

The pun comes from the fact that the "bronch-" prefix comes from the Greek for "windpipe" or "throat", y'see.

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Zombie @feddit.uk - 13hr

Ain't nobody got time for that!

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