Mr_Dr_Oink @lemmy.world - 4dayhttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d276055b-4ca3-466b-8c5d-c9fc4aded96a.jpeg 41
MyMindIsLikeAnOcean - 4dayI’m not funny but… …something about “my wife and my boss seeing if I can multitask”… 14
ace_garp @lemmy.world - 4dayBadger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger. 13
OBJECTION! - 4day"This is just natural free market competition. The real problem is big government trying to impose restrictions on Hawk Inc." 12
RedCarCastle @aussie.zone - 4dayhttps://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/7bb89917-9505-4f92-8d40-01688cdb9c9c.png 9
djsoren19 - 4day"Eeyup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it's a long story, but it all started when my ancestors decided to leave the ocean" 8
stupidcasey @lemmy.world - 4dayTexas War of Independence 1836. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a4ed6bf4-77ff-4ada-8a34-bcdea78f7a16.jpeg https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7db67f9d-488c-4f2d-8f1c-573711d45520.jpeg 6
1D10 @lemmy.world - 4dayHerpetologist are studying the sexlives of a rare snake, they flying adder. Dr Seymore Bird is quoted as saying "This sh*t is kinky" 4
barnaclebutt - 4dayBrenda, don't steal my snake mid-flight you jerk. We'll share it back at the nest. 3
fossilesque in science_memes
Caption this.
"Migrating from Python 2 to Python 3 is a delicate procedure."
"Yup, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here..."
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d276055b-4ca3-466b-8c5d-c9fc4aded96a.jpeg
I think we are doing that spaghetti kiss thing wrong...
Hawkward...
You said you didn't want any dessert, Sharon.
Rough day to be a snake...
soon to be 2.
I’m not funny but…
…something about “my wife and my boss seeing if I can multitask”…
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger.
Mushroom mushroom
Snaaake, sanaake, it’s a snake 🐍!
Ah a fellow member of the old gaurd of the interwebs
Tug o'snake
"This is just natural free market competition. The real problem is big government trying to impose restrictions on Hawk Inc."
Mooooom! Hes steeling my prey again!
The "in danger" noodle
I was going to say Danger Noodle part two ;.(
Men: "Hell yeah!"
chiropractors:
Divorce is never pretty.
https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/7bb89917-9505-4f92-8d40-01688cdb9c9c.png
"the ol Chinese talon trap"
no stretch snek
Fuck, is that a King Snake :(
Yes.
"Eeyup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it's a long story, but it all started when my ancestors decided to leave the ocean"
"Stop pulling! You have to press in to release the trap."
"Don't tread on me"
Texas War of Independence 1836.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a4ed6bf4-77ff-4ada-8a34-bcdea78f7a16.jpeg
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7db67f9d-488c-4f2d-8f1c-573711d45520.jpeg
"Make a wish!"
Good trial run, Carl. Next time we should try adding the coconut.
Tread on this shit, fucker
I shoulda held on longer.
Like an ouroboros but the opposite
Snake on planes
Herpetologist are studying the sexlives of a rare snake, they flying adder. Dr Seymore Bird is quoted as saying "This sh*t is kinky"
What, a cramp? No problem, i'll tow you buddy
What are you doing, step sis!?
Bruh, get your own
"What's mine is...n't yours."
Get over here!
FINISH HIM
"God dammit Jerry! This is my snake, I saw it first"
He said "don't tread on me", we don't
Brenda, don't steal my snake mid-flight you jerk. We'll share it back at the nest.
WTF
Mitosis gone wild
Warner Bros.
It's not a question of where he grips it!
Make a wish
“Yoink!”
"Ouch!"
Now let's try it with the coconut attached
Oh no, you don't...
Ow
Thank you for using ACME Towing…
Two members of Slytherin
Bad day to be a snake.