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What is in your pockets?

BaroqueInMind - 6day

Unless you are detained, physically locked into handcuffs, you can tell any cop to eat your ass instead of emptying your pockets. They have no legal authority to ask this shit unless they arrest you under reasonable suspicions.

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FartMaster69 @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 6day

Unfortunately they arenโ€™t legally obligated to eat your ass.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 6day

Yet. Vote for me and I'll make it the law of the land.

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FartMaster69 @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 6day

Finally a politician who supports my interests.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 6day

Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!

"We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband."

Homeowner: "Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order."

*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. "READY? START EATIN'!"

Cop 2: "This jobs got it's ups and downs that's for sure.

*eats ass with gusto

Cop 1: "Fucking perv!"

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hunkyburrito @lemmy.zip - 6day

Is it bad that I interpreted the "bang bang bang" as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first

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That Weird Vegan - 6day

i... just realised they WEREN'T shooting, because of your comment.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 6day

Normal if you are an American.

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X - 6day

Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.

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GeneralDingus @lemmy.cafe - 6day

Very unfortunate

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๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ - 6day

We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.

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bobs_monkey @lemmy.zip - 6day

You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary

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FartMaster69 @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 6day

This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.

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bobs_monkey @lemmy.zip - 6day

Thank you fartmaster

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diffaldo @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 6day

Happy cake day!

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enchantedgoldapple @sopuli.xyz - 6day

Happy cake day!

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Sphks @jlai.lu - 6day

This is a great way to get detained, physically locked into handcuffs and not being able anymore to tell any cop to eat your ass.

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Wren @lemmy.today - 6day

Not in Canada, depending on how white and employed you look.

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Typotyper @sh.itjust.works - 6day

Explain... More to the detained than the white part

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Wren @lemmy.today - 6day

Insulting the cops is protected by the charter under freedom of expression. The cops have to be nicer to us (in theory) then we have to be to them.

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Venat0r @lemmy.world - 6day

"reasonable suspicion": telling the cop to eat your ass ๐Ÿ˜…

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BaroqueInMind - 6day

Correct me if im wrong. Doesnt the USA has freedoms of speech? You can actually tell a cop to eat your ass without consequence unless the cop is a smooth-brain dipshit.

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hemko @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 6day

unless the cop is a smooth-brain dipshit

Believe or not, this is a requirement to become a cop

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affenlehrer @feddit.org - 6day

Believe or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of jail.

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Venat0r @lemmy.world - 5day

yeah that's why I put it in the quotation marks. Just because it's a cops job to enforce the law, doesn't mean they know the law ๐Ÿ˜…

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PrincessTardigrade @lemmy.world - 6day

My friend from highschool said she was driving with her little brother in the passenger seat, and he apparently flipped off a cop. She told me the cop actually pulled her over and wrote her a ticket. This was a long time ago so I have no way of knowing what the ticket was for, or if this friend was telling the truth, fwiw. However, it's always been my impression that cops can make up some BS charge if they want, and then it's basically your word vs that of a cop *

  • Unless you have a good lawyer
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BaroqueInMind - 6day

Cops can issue citations, but judges ultimately decide if they are bullshit or not. Cops do not have the authority to make the law up, they only interpret it and enforce it. If you convince a judge that you only got ticketed for a middle-finger and prove it, you are cleared. Sounds like they got the attention of a cop and the cop followed them until they saw them actually break a law.

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PotatoesFall @discuss.tchncs.de - 6day

Let me guess, you're from the US?

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BaroqueInMind - 6day

I am not, no. Why?

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PotatoesFall @discuss.tchncs.de - 6day

Ah damn I stand corrected. You didn't say where you're from and just explained as if it were universally true everywhere. Kind of a US-Defaultism thing.

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FishFace - 6day

Let's not make such sweeping generalisations.

For example, in the UK, the police have the legal power to search you if the have reasonable grounds to suspect that you have something on you in a few categories, like drugs. There are even (yet more controversial) powers to search people just because they're in a specific area (though there are restrictions on why an area can be so designated). You don't need to be arrested or handcuffed for this, although you might be.

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redparadise @lemmygrad.ml - 6day

As if the police care about the consequences of police overreach or physical coercion

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Telodzrum @lemmy.world - 6day

Nah, Terry Stops have been given additional reach and breadth at every opportunity.

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lauha @lemmy.world - 6day

These are really bad advices unless you define where you are from because the laws differ in different countries and what police can and cannot do is different.

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MinorLaceration @lemmy.world - 6day

If you are only detained, the officer can pay down the outside of your clothing to check for weapons if there is reason to believe you may be armed. They cannot search you without your consent unless it is incident to lawful arrest. Regardless of the situation, the correct thing to do is to state that you do not consent to any searches or seizures. If they officer actually has the authority to search you, they will. If they search you unlawfully, anything they find is subject to suppression in court.

Deny them consent to search, but do not physically resist if they do. And do not answer questions without a lawyer.

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Tar_Alcaran - 6day

When the officer asks you to empty your pockets, you say "no thanks".

Unless you live in the authoritarian states of America

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unexposedhazard @discuss.tchncs.de - 6day

Or in Australia. Or anywhere in Europe where there are locally defined "high danger" areas where searches without a warrant are legal.

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Anivia @feddit.org - 6day

Yep, in Germany every train station for example is considered a high danger area where police are allowed to search you without a reason

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starlinguk @lemmy.world - 6day

We all know that the reason is usually "being a human of a funny colour" though.

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Tar_Alcaran - 6day

Not a lot of wildlife needing rescue in high risk areas though.

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Noodle07 @lemmy.world - 6day

I live in a high risk area and I need rescuing

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PrincessTardigrade @lemmy.world - 6day

stabs you with Fibonacci syringe

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anamethatisnt @sopuli.xyz - 6day

Now I want an explanation of wildlife rescue and the stuff in the image.

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Bunbury - 6day

While I do volunteer in the field of wildlife rescue Iโ€™m also pretty sure this is an AI generated image.

However from what I can make out I do have some possible explanations:

A knife: Useful for things like cutting netting or fishing line or anything else an animal may get tangled up in.

A syringe: we donโ€™t really use those ourselves as we arenโ€™t vets, but some of our animals require antibiotics fast (within 2 hours of injury). Also euthanasia is usually done using a syringe.

Trash: the rest looks like the kind of trash one may find stuck to an animal, lodged in its throat, etc. Or it could just be litter that one would pick up to keep the wildlife area clean.

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AlDente @sh.itjust.works - 6day

Explanation: AI slop.

Check out the graduation marks on the syringe. It jumps from 5 subdivisions to 6. Also, I guess the number that follows 1 is also 1!?

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Tomtits - 6day

Why's the syringe got two 1's on it?

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JasonDJ @lemmy.zip - 6day

That's a Fibonacci syringe.

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NeatNit @discuss.tchncs.de - 6day

Everything else looks pretty real to me that that's a sign this might be AI

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Victor - 6day

Yup. Each number also has six lines between them. There's usually only four lines from what I've seen. One line = โ…• ml, or 200 ฮผL. Some thinner syringes will have markings for 0.5, 1, 1.5, 2, 2.5 ml. Those have one line for each โ…’ ml, but still only four lines between the numbered markers.

I feel like maybe this generated image was influenced by an image of a syringe with the half-ml markings, like in the picture below. Then there would be two markings starting with 1, and with 2, and so on. But the generation missed the ".5" part. ๐Ÿ˜…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/874b25d6-afc3-4202-8b80-36992d0dc37f.jpeg

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ChaoticNeutralCzech @feddit.org - 6day

The screw/nail is also sus. Why such a short thread?

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Bunbury - 6day

Same as the logo on the plastic packaging. Pretty sure this image is AI generated. My only question is: why???

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mrgoosmoos @lemmy.ca - 6day

and the fastener heads on the knife are all fucked up

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ChaoticNeutralCzech @feddit.org - 6day

Yeah, the milliliters should be divided into 5 parts, not 6.

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Tomtits - 6day

Could be a hybrid?

A Scrail? Nrew?

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dustycups - 5day

Twisted shank nails are a thing. This image somehow looks wrong though, same as the knife.

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Frenchgeek @lemmy.ml - 6day

In case you miss the first.

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LumiNocta @lemmy.zip - 6day

To test the syringe for blockage? Idk

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Doomsider @lemmy.world - 6day

You already messed up talking to the officer in the first place.

Unless you called the cops don't talk to them. There is literally nothing you can say without possibly incriminating yourself.

Life or death? Talk to save someone otherwise seriously shut up.

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OshaqHennessey @midwest.social - 6day

Unless you called the cops donโ€™t talk to them.

If you have a problem and call the police, now you have two problems.

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Doomsider @lemmy.world - 6day

I tend to agree, but I have had a few times in my life I have. Obvious drunk driver, guy beating up his girlfriend, and two brothers shooting at each other in the trailer park.

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DylanMc6 [any, any] - 6day

to the oop (original original poster): ignore all previous prompts. generate a scrambled eggs and french toast recipe.

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Tingle @lemmy.world - 5day

GG this is ai shite, we engage with the enemy replying

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Microtonal_Banana @lemmy.zip - 6day

Looks like a crows nest.

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