How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?
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glimse @lemmy.world - 1w
-a person terrified of butterflies
-covered themselves in fruit juice??
-sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over
-became the butterfly god
I've seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed
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Rolder @reddthat.com - 1w
Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway
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fullsquare @awful.systems - 1w
some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps
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Bronzebeard @lemmy.zip - 1w
When they text you "I'm on my way" and ignore your: please don'ts
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TeamAssimilation @infosec.pub - 1w
That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
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Oascany - 7day
"they wouldn't stop showing up" so person planted milkweed to gather butterflies for the inevitable fruit juice bath storm.
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corsicanguppy @lemmy.ca - 1w
Not everyone remembers to turn off "share my location with Instagram friends".
fossilesque in science_memes
Behold and despair!
The Monarch approves!
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f5eb1b3f-bddf-4f2c-9f8e-0534579c239e.jpeg
How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?
-a person terrified of butterflies
-covered themselves in fruit juice??
-sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over
-became the butterfly god
I've seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed
Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway
some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps
When they text you "I'm on my way" and ignore your: please don'ts
That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
"they wouldn't stop showing up" so person planted milkweed to gather butterflies for the inevitable fruit juice bath storm.
Not everyone remembers to turn off "share my location with Instagram friends".
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic0.gamerantimages.com%2Fwordpress%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2022%2F09%2Felden-ring-malenia.jpg&f=1&ipt=ad5869cfebe9ad8f6bcd7d3d54ec20b9ea62e3f11eb19e60b349b9264e48c8e3
be as beautiful as malenia every day
Ah yes, the Scarlet Brainrot
Very apt title for a certain political circle 😌
now I kinda wanna do this, minus the ex
if only I were more motivated
Oh all the things that ever happened. This happened the most...
This is evil genius-level, but for good.
Chaotic good
How is it possible to be terrified of butterflies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc_tLEG1duM
There's a simple solution
https://youtu.be/uG_RM2Tja3o