Too bad my ex-wife wasn't an Indian Crested Porcupine....
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halvar @lemy.lol - 2w
muh waif amarite
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dohpaz42 - 2w
mates every night throughout its life…
only found in humans…
If you believe that, I’ve got some beach-front property in Arizona to sell you! 🤣
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Xanthrax - 2w
I wish I could say the same for ducks, because they're cute, and then you learn about break away cork screw penis and labyrinthian vaginal tracts.
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Wren @lemmy.today - 2w
Oh, to be a sexy, polygamist bonobo.
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DJKJuicy @sh.itjust.works - 2w
Every night, you say?
Every night?
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MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca - 2w
So...how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.
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Tiempo @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2w
By being very careful :D
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MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca - 2w
I should sell porcupines safe sex armour.
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psud @aussie.zone - 2w
It's nice to see humans and bonobos in the same sentence like that. Usually we only get compared to our other close related animal, the warlike chimpanzees
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Too bad my ex-wife wasn't an Indian Crested Porcupine....
muh waif amarite
If you believe that, I’ve got some beach-front property in Arizona to sell you! 🤣
I wish I could say the same for ducks, because they're cute, and then you learn about break away cork screw penis and labyrinthian vaginal tracts.
Oh, to be a sexy, polygamist bonobo.
Every night, you say?
Every night?
So...how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.
By being very careful :D
I should sell porcupines safe sex armour.
It's nice to see humans and bonobos in the same sentence like that. Usually we only get compared to our other close related animal, the warlike chimpanzees