AgentOrangesicle - 2wI was work shopping it in my head not knowing someone else in the comments already nailed it. 4
SolarMonkey @slrpnk.net - 2wThat tortoise is like “omg! Mom look! I told you I’d fly someday! Look how fast I am!” 7
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ACAB
I see you know your teenage mutant ninjutsu well, sir.
Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest.
Hey! Get your hand off my cloaca!
Or possibly a baby bird
Unhand me you ruffians!
Im sorry, I thought this was America.
Get your hands off my carapenis
I was work shopping it in my head not knowing someone else in the comments already nailed it.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CLOACA
I want my lawer you Reptilist ba#@#&d!
That tortoise is like “omg! Mom look! I told you I’d fly someday! Look how fast I am!”
This railway is too stern!