"Look, all I want is a way to simultaneously fuck up public health and the environment. Is that really too much to ask?" demanded the brain worm wearing a sagging human skin suit.
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amos - 1mon
Ya. This is a good recommendation for MAGA people. Please MAGA, do eat more fats, dairy and meat. It is healthy for you. And remember that the body has a finite number of steps it can take. I recommend saving those for when absolutely necessary. Stay in a seated position as much as possible.
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TrickDacy @lemmy.world - 1mon
Don't worry, they've been way ahead of you on this for decades!
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Aedis - 1mon
remember that the body has a finite number of steps it can take. I recommend saving those for when absolutely necessary. Stay in a seated position as much as possible
I already do that and I can tell it's not good for me.
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IEatDaFeesh @lemmy.world - 1mon
Bro looks like he's decomposing in real time đź’€
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Sabata - 1mon
Not fast enough.
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20cello @lemmy.world - 1mon
Gross
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Widdershins @lemmy.world - 1mon
Daily reminder that the flesh embodiment of Hoggle picked up a roadkilled bear to eat and dumped it in Central Park after business got in the way of eating the roadkill.
The Sleeper (1973) has two doctors discussing a 20th Century health food store owner (as played by Woody Allen himself) after he wakes up from being asleep for two centuries:
Dr. Melik: This morning for breakfast he requested something called “wheat germ, organic honey and tiger’s milk.”
Dr. Aragon: [chuckling] Oh, yes. Those are the charmed substances that some years ago were thought to contain life-preserving properties.
Dr. Melik: You mean there was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or… hot fudge?
Dr. Aragon: Those were thought to be unhealthy… precisely the opposite of what we now know to be true.
Sunshine in publichealth
RFK Jr To Recommend Americans Eat More Saturated Fats, Dairy, And Meat
https://plantbasednews.org/news/rfk-jr-recommend-more-saturated-fats/"Look, all I want is a way to simultaneously fuck up public health and the environment. Is that really too much to ask?" demanded the brain worm wearing a sagging human skin suit.
Ya. This is a good recommendation for MAGA people. Please MAGA, do eat more fats, dairy and meat. It is healthy for you. And remember that the body has a finite number of steps it can take. I recommend saving those for when absolutely necessary. Stay in a seated position as much as possible.
Don't worry, they've been way ahead of you on this for decades!
This is why they invented the mobility scooter.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fc2144ba-2b94-4d78-8179-8321a6170b3d.jpeg
What is he the witch from Hansel and Gretel?
The country needs to be fattened up, with arteries ready to bust.
Nurgle cultist sees grandpa Nurgle as peak physical body.
Yes, listen to the man whose body hasn't worked out the brain died years ago.
It's very unoriginal to say it at this point, but we live in the stupidest satire anyone could've ever written.
We're almost to this https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c8bf51ff-b1a8-4159-a28b-6f25539e02d7.gif
I think we're past it in ways :/
I already do that and I can tell it's not good for me.
Bro looks like he's decomposing in real time đź’€
Not fast enough.
Gross
Daily reminder that the flesh embodiment of Hoggle picked up a roadkilled bear to eat and dumped it in Central Park after business got in the way of eating the roadkill.
Contrarian egomaniac drivel as usual
Plot lines from Woody Allen's Sleeper.
The Sleeper (1973) has two doctors discussing a 20th Century health food store owner (as played by Woody Allen himself) after he wakes up from being asleep for two centuries:
Dr. Melik: This morning for breakfast he requested something called “wheat germ, organic honey and tiger’s milk.”
Dr. Aragon: [chuckling] Oh, yes. Those are the charmed substances that some years ago were thought to contain life-preserving properties.
Dr. Melik: You mean there was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or… hot fudge?
Dr. Aragon: Those were thought to be unhealthy… precisely the opposite of what we now know to be true.
Dr. Melik: Incredible.
Wall-E!