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Without Jupiter, Earth may have spiraled into the sun long ago

https://www.space.com/astronomy/jupiter/without-jupiter-earth-may-have-spiraled-into-the-sun-long-ago
misk - 2mon

This is a pro-Jupiter propaganda. We don’t owe Jupiter a thing.

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crandlecan - 2mon

YOU SHALL KNEEL BEFORE JUPITER OR OFF! IT GOES WITH YOUR HEAD! Be warned πŸ‘

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Quadhammer @lemmy.world - 2mon

That planet wearing a mf yamica jews own space confirmed

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ChicoSuave @lemmy.world - 2mon

Typical Pro-Jove guilt tripping

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edgemaster72 @lemmy.world - 2mon

Y'all are talking a lot of shit about Zeus for people who are in lightning bolt range

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crandlecan - 1mon

What's he gonna do? Throw a hammer at me?? πŸ˜‚

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Ricky Rigatoni - 2mon

So this is all Jupiter's fault.

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crandlecan - 2mon

... and our suffering lingers on... yes...

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threelonmusketeers - 2mon

all Jupiter's fault

I think that covers something like 90% of any funky orbital mechanics in our solar system.

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crandlecan - 1mon

What? Is the sun nothing to you??

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0_o7 @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2mon

Suddenlly, the zodiac makes sense, or the ones Jupiters' involved in, at least.

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