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Archaeologists Keep Finding Massive Shoes at an Ancient Roman Fort—and They Have No Idea Why They're So Big

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/archaeologists-keep-finding-massive-shoes-at-an-ancient-roman-fort-and-they-have-no-idea-why-theyre-so-big-180987028/
Lvxferre [he/him] - 5mon

Two additional hypotheses:

  1. They were larger than necessary because they were "one size fits all". You'd pad them internally with some socks, as needed.
  2. The shoes survived because they were too large for most people. For example, other shoes could've been used by the soldiers, or simply stolen by outsiders once the fort fell into disuse.
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njm1314 @lemmy.world - 5mon

Oh come on archaeologist this is easy. Clearly they belong to Biggus Dickus.

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SpaceNoodle @lemmy.world - 5mon

They probably hired tall dudes as guards

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crandlecan - 5mon

Or alien clowns. I suppose we'll never know 😁

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SpaceNoodle @lemmy.world - 5mon

That's what I said

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acockworkorange - 5mon

Just at that spot, though?

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SpaceNoodle @lemmy.world - 5mon

Confirmation bias. That's the spot with the best-preserved shoe trash.

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Smeagol666 - 5mon

Maybe they were made to psych-out their enemies.

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mustard57 @lemmy.world - 5mon

Its the half alien hybrids from Egypt, duh.

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