It doesn't matter what color the cat is, as long as it is cute and cuddly https://hexbear.net/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fchapo.chat%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Ff1f1e643-1e0f-45a2-b4f1-8ac5f215e26e.png

As a former internet Hoxhaist, I could honestly check most of these boxes.