Communism is when you have two cows, and the government takes both.
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Redderthanmisty - 1.9yr
Socialism is when the government does stuff.
And it's more socialism for the more stuff it does.
And if it does a real lot of stuff, it's Communism.
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IStealXiBucks - 1.9yr
Communism is when the spoon is comically big.
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Rasm653u [He/him] - 1.9yr
When I eat all the grain
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olgas_husband - 1.9yr
is when the state does things
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PolandIsAStateOfMind - 1.9yr
*a lot of things
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MeowZedong - 1.9yr
And when it's only a few things? Socialism.
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TheCommunismButton - 1.9yr
A system based on democratic communities, the most basic of which is the HOA
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purahna - 1.9yr
It's exactly what you posted a picture of - nothing more, nothing less.
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HaSch - 1.9yr
It's when you are visited by an apparition of your loved ones, dissolve into an orange liquid in a cross-shaped explosion, and get applause from a penguin
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frippa @lemmy.ml - 1.9yr
Marxism-leninism-evaism is the way forward! 🗿🇩🇪🗿🏴🗿🇷🇺🗿🇬🇪🗿🇨🇳🐧
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Oppo - 1.9yr
A utopia
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Valbrandur - 1.9yr
It's when the government gives everyone the same amount of human nature
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Binkie55 - 1.9yr
Based
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big_spoon - 1.9yr
communism is anything i don't like about capitalism or right-wing ideologies
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TheBungTankie - 1.9yr
Communism is when 15 billion population died and then magically re-appeared to 20 billion population
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Tovarish Tomato - 1.9yr
gooning
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ComradeSalad - 1.9yr
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frippa @lemmy.ml - 1.9yr
++++ATTENTION, COMRADES++++
THE DENG XIAOPING GOON SESH IS SCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW 15 EST
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Salamander - 1.9yr
It is similar to a rareuism but it happens a lot more often
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lemat_87 - 1.9yr
When I am coerced to ride a bicycle instead of Dodge RAM
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BenEarlDaMarxist - 1.9yr
Communism is when government bootlicking, unlike capitalism, which is when megacorporation bootlicking.
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Omega_Haxors @lemmy.ml - 1.9yr
Communism is when gamercide.
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Oh, you said wrong answers.
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ExotiqueMatter - 1.9yr
Gomunism is when no food 1984 north korechina union bad government does stuff
frippa in moretankie196
What is Communism? (wrong answers only)
Communism is when you have two cows, and the government takes both.
Socialism is when the government does stuff.
And it's more socialism for the more stuff it does.
And if it does a real lot of stuff, it's Communism.
Communism is when the spoon is comically big.
When I eat all the grain
is when the state does things
*a lot of things
And when it's only a few things? Socialism.
A system based on democratic communities, the most basic of which is the HOA
It's exactly what you posted a picture of - nothing more, nothing less.
It's when you are visited by an apparition of your loved ones, dissolve into an orange liquid in a cross-shaped explosion, and get applause from a penguin
Marxism-leninism-evaism is the way forward! 🗿🇩🇪🗿🏴🗿🇷🇺🗿🇬🇪🗿🇨🇳🐧
A utopia
It's when the government gives everyone the same amount of human nature
Based
communism is anything i don't like about capitalism or right-wing ideologies
Communism is when 15 billion population died and then magically re-appeared to 20 billion population
gooning
++++ATTENTION, COMRADES++++
THE DENG XIAOPING GOON SESH IS SCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW 15 EST
It is similar to a rareuism but it happens a lot more often
When I am coerced to ride a bicycle instead of Dodge RAM
Communism is when government bootlicking, unlike capitalism, which is when megacorporation bootlicking.
Communism is when gamercide.
~.~
~.~
~.~
Oh, you said wrong answers.
Gomunism is when no food 1984 north korechina union bad government does stuff
ur momma
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