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JokeDeity - 2.3yr

People believe with their whole heart she's a good person.

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Shrike502 - 2.3yr

That's probably more than everyone I've ever known personally has ever had, combined

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Drstrange2love - 2.3yr

The cat is richer than 99% of the earth's population

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Shrike502 - 2.3yr

Probably richer than some cities

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yearningforfreedom - 2.3yr

mood

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PolandIsAStateOfMind - 2.3yr

Missed opportunity of writing that meow-lion-aire

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LemmyLefty - 2.3yr

Fat cat.

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CommieAVGN [none/use name] - 2.3yr

Alright, gather 'round, shitlords. We've reached peak capitalist clownfuckery when a damn cat – Taylor Swift's furball, no less – is raking in $97 million.

What the actual flying fuck is this shitshow? Most of us are slaving away, counting pennies to grab a beer, and this cat’s probably pissing on a golden litter box. While folks can't afford ramen, this kitty's dining on gourmet tuna tartare served by a fucking butler.

I ain't blaming the cat – hell, it probably doesn't know its ass from a $100 bill. But, for fuck's sake, this is a slap in the face from the gilded hand of capitalism. Next time someone brings up this feline financial farce, just scream into the void, 'cause logic left the chat ages ago!

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