Why the glasses, dickwad? Just run into walls like god intended for you.
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athos77 - 2.0yr
I'm just like, "Cool, guess we're doing away with Viagra, too, hunh?"
crickets, I'm sure ....
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HenchmanNumber3 @lemm.ee - 2.0yr
Subpoena his Viagra prescription.
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TellusChaosovich @lemmy.world - 2.0yr
I am in the IVF process right now. I keep proposing to tell every religious person I know that they aren't allowed to hug, kiss, or visit my abomination baby.
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Not2Dopey @sh.itjust.works - 2.0yr
Successful IVF parent here: it is a difficult, trying process but the reward is amazing! I tell our child that they were wanted so badly that we had to do some crazy things, but it worked.
Best of luck to you!
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TellusChaosovich @lemmy.world - 2.0yr
We didn't get very many fertilized eggs, so odds are we won't get a baby this round. This process is so disappointing at every stage.
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SkippingRelax @lemmy.world - 2.0yr
Good luck with the ivf!
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negativeyoda @lemmy.world - 2.0yr
They won't give a shit about it after it exits the womb anyway
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yesman @lemmy.world - 2.0yr
If you don't know: IVF fertilizes an embryo in the lab and implants it into the uterus. Often multiple embryos are implanted in one procedure to ensure at least one is viable. If a plural pregnancy results, the mother can decide to "cull" the excess. (I don't remember the proper term but abort isn't it because you abort a pregnancy not an embryo)
In any case, anti-choice activists believe that all embryos are people. Which is clearly false since they don't have a detectable credit score.
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Spacehooks @reddthat.com - 2.0yr
Same argument as People who wear glasses wage war against god.
Disclaimer: I believe people should use science. That's why we were given advance brains.
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Dr_Gabriel_Aby [none/use name] - 2.0yr
god handed him a prescription
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aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them] - 2.0yr
Same argument as People who where glasses wage war against god
Pol Pot style Christian denomination lol
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spaceghoti - 2.0yr
Out of curiosity, how were we "given" advanced brains? And how are they advanced? Dolphins can do some amazing things with their brains that we can't.
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Spacehooks @reddthat.com - 2.0yr
Sure I don't disagree. I'm sure the dolphins will thank us for the fish when they leave the planet as is tradition for their people.
In general, I Don't see animals making wonders that shape the earth or discovering secrets of the universe. Without human intervention animals will live in the wild and they will never be anything more than that. Humanity can do more like I dk make glasses for someone that needs them.
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spaceghoti - 2.0yr
That's a very human-centric view. We know that both dolphins and elephants have comparable brains, they're just different.
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Spacehooks @reddthat.com - 2.0yr
Certainly is and you are right.
If you have the ability to do more and don't then Might as well be a normal animal and live like they did in eden as "god intended" for the original prototypes.
A fish that doesn't swim is not using it's best attribute. Humanity best attributes are intelligence, imagination, innovation and the will to use all 3. That combined with the extended life gene (relative to most animals) to learn from experience got us were we are today. So all I want are leaders that know what got us here and STFU on crap like IVF. If it's unnatural than so are glasses and literally everything humanity does.
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HopeOfTheGunblade - 2.0yr
Your omnipotent god can be defeated by humans with a few tools?
Puny god.
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ChexMax @lemmy.world - 2.0yr
Weird that a guy with a disability aid would be against modern healthcare. I know adjusting your eyesight and creating life are different, but they're honestly not that different. Both are just aids for body failures. Plus with stuff like micro plastics possibly affecting fertility, it's not like God is the one making these people less fertile. (Unless the micro plastics are part of God's plan, but if that's true, how come IVF isn't also part of God's plan??)
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rainynight65 @feddit.de - 2.0yr
So contraception is bad, but IVF is also bad. Trying to stop yourself getting pregnant is bad. Trying to get pregnant is bad.
Can these drop kicks actually figure out what they want?
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Dkarma @lemmy.world - 2.0yr
Dudes wearing glasses talking about how other ppl shouldn't use tech to make their lives better.
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slurpeesoforion @startrek.website - 2.0yr
I have no want or need for ivf. How might I wage an assault on god?
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Daxtron2 @startrek.website - 2.0yr
Donate to your local satanic temple chapter
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slurpeesoforion @startrek.website - 2.0yr
As far as I know, I am my local TST chapter. I donate to myself constantly.
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spaceghoti - 2.0yr
Pfft. There's no war if the other side never shows up. This battle was over long, long ago. Yahweh forfeited.
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originalucifer - 2.0yr
maybe that god.
my god says ' you're not boutique engineering your kids yet?! '
Yes. God is dead, it is the year One. Mike Johnston is the anti-Christ we have long waited for to rule our country. Let the mass destruction of mankind begin!!
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PlasterAnalyst - 2.0yr
It's an expensive procedure, so they want to lay the groundwork to be able to exclude it from health insurance by claiming "religion."
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CarbonIceDragon @pawb.social - 2.0yr
That just makes it sound metal.
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BruceTwarzen - 2.0yr
If we are waging a war against god, but nothing happens or changes... What the fuck kinda war is it then. The name is definitely better than the war itself.
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knfrmity @lemmygrad.ml - 2.0yr
I thought the forced birth movement was about making people have as many babies as possible to feed the insatiable capitalist labour machines. Now apparently there's a right way and a wrong way to provide the human capital?
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PullUpCircuit @iusearchlinux.fyi - 2.0yr
Yes! You may only perform sexual acts with the end goal of procreation. You may also only perform procreation in the missionary position.
I have also heard tale that it is better to perform no acts at all, and have heard gloating of being such completely pure.
Once they come for the birth control there’ll be plenty of forced births, no worries
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doublejay1999 @lemmy.world - 2.0yr
And winning 💪
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shath [comrade/them] - 2.0yr
and we're winning you fuckin doofus eat shit
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aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them] - 2.0yr
Hell yeah wage that war
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sovietknuckles [she/her] - 2.0yr
Uncritical support to IVF users in their assault against god
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Xariphon - 2.0yr
How do we make this grounds for disqualification?
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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them] - 2.0yr
Ironic coming from someone who was clearly derived in a test tube from Dreher Material
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SolidGrue - 2.0yr
Even if they are, so what? "God" isn't a thing in secular life.
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tamagotchicowboy [he/him] - 2.0yr
Not this shit again, they just want another group to hate against for their weird death cult hate fetish
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LotrOrc @lemmy.world - 2.0yr
Feel like if this god is so powerful he should be able to handle a little war here and there right?
Or is the Christian god just not as strong/powerful as they want us to believe?
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ThatWeirdGuy1001 @lemmy.world - 2.0yr
Nah it's the typical "our enemies are extremely dangerous yet weak and pathetic. Our god is strong and immovable yet fragile and easily lost"
It's a bullshit manipulation tactic that is surprisingly effective
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shiveyarbles @beehaw.org - 2.0yr
My God is a giant dish of pasta
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marco @beehaw.org - 2.0yr
Ramen to that.
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fubarx - 2.0yr
Doesn't IVF involve masturbation, followed by medical implantation? Wonder which part god has a problem with? The first, the second, or both?
Because if it's the first, he may have some issues with his teenage nephews.
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tygerprints - 2.0yr
It seems apparent to me that parents who create Oklahoma state senators are waging an assault against god, christian fellowship, jesus, all non-white Americans, and anyone unwise enough to be a native american. Maybe we should stop letting Oklahomophobes gain any access to pulpits or public offices.
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Gabu - 2.0yr
The abrahamic god sure is a weak pansy, huh?
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WetBeardHairs - 2.0yr
I've heard from people who were conceived by IVF and the general consensus is "Don't." If you can't conceive normally, then don't brute force the process and give your future kid all kinds of genetic disorders because you're lonely. It has nothing to do with god - it has everything to do with not causing a lifetime of suffering of for your child.
That's wierd, I know some people who were concieved this way, and they're just normal people. with normal health.
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4am @lemm.ee - 2.0yr
Liar.
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TellusChaosovich @lemmy.world - 2.0yr
I think you are blowing these findings out of proportion. Having a baby in any way comes with a degree of these health risks, and IVF babies are a bit higher. Doesn't mean no one should have IVF babies, just as it doesn't mean no one should have naturally conceived babies. Everything in life comes with risks.
darth_tiktaalik in atheism
Oklahoma Senate candidate: Parents who use IVF are “waging an assault against God”
https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/oklahoma-senate-candidate-parentsWhy the glasses, dickwad? Just run into walls like god intended for you.
I'm just like, "Cool, guess we're doing away with Viagra, too, hunh?"
crickets, I'm sure ....
Subpoena his Viagra prescription.
I am in the IVF process right now. I keep proposing to tell every religious person I know that they aren't allowed to hug, kiss, or visit my abomination baby.
Successful IVF parent here: it is a difficult, trying process but the reward is amazing! I tell our child that they were wanted so badly that we had to do some crazy things, but it worked.
Best of luck to you!
We didn't get very many fertilized eggs, so odds are we won't get a baby this round. This process is so disappointing at every stage.
Good luck with the ivf!
They won't give a shit about it after it exits the womb anyway
If you don't know: IVF fertilizes an embryo in the lab and implants it into the uterus. Often multiple embryos are implanted in one procedure to ensure at least one is viable. If a plural pregnancy results, the mother can decide to "cull" the excess. (I don't remember the proper term but abort isn't it because you abort a pregnancy not an embryo)
In any case, anti-choice activists believe that all embryos are people. Which is clearly false since they don't have a detectable credit score.
Same argument as People who wear glasses wage war against god.
Disclaimer: I believe people should use science. That's why we were given advance brains.
god handed him a prescription
Pol Pot style Christian denomination lol
Out of curiosity, how were we "given" advanced brains? And how are they advanced? Dolphins can do some amazing things with their brains that we can't.
Sure I don't disagree. I'm sure the dolphins will thank us for the fish when they leave the planet as is tradition for their people. In general, I Don't see animals making wonders that shape the earth or discovering secrets of the universe. Without human intervention animals will live in the wild and they will never be anything more than that. Humanity can do more like I dk make glasses for someone that needs them.
That's a very human-centric view. We know that both dolphins and elephants have comparable brains, they're just different.
Certainly is and you are right. If you have the ability to do more and don't then Might as well be a normal animal and live like they did in eden as "god intended" for the original prototypes. A fish that doesn't swim is not using it's best attribute. Humanity best attributes are intelligence, imagination, innovation and the will to use all 3. That combined with the extended life gene (relative to most animals) to learn from experience got us were we are today. So all I want are leaders that know what got us here and STFU on crap like IVF. If it's unnatural than so are glasses and literally everything humanity does.
Your omnipotent god can be defeated by humans with a few tools?
Puny god.
Weird that a guy with a disability aid would be against modern healthcare. I know adjusting your eyesight and creating life are different, but they're honestly not that different. Both are just aids for body failures. Plus with stuff like micro plastics possibly affecting fertility, it's not like God is the one making these people less fertile. (Unless the micro plastics are part of God's plan, but if that's true, how come IVF isn't also part of God's plan??)
So contraception is bad, but IVF is also bad. Trying to stop yourself getting pregnant is bad. Trying to get pregnant is bad.
Can these drop kicks actually figure out what they want?
Dudes wearing glasses talking about how other ppl shouldn't use tech to make their lives better.
I have no want or need for ivf. How might I wage an assault on god?
Donate to your local satanic temple chapter
As far as I know, I am my local TST chapter. I donate to myself constantly.
Pfft. There's no war if the other side never shows up. This battle was over long, long ago. Yahweh forfeited.
maybe that god.
my god says ' you're not boutique engineering your kids yet?! '
https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/94bcb899-8542-45fb-9dd7-b4a49a944346.png i'd like to formally welcome people who can't have children without medical assistance to the resistance
together, we will kill god
Yes. God is dead, it is the year One. Mike Johnston is the anti-Christ we have long waited for to rule our country. Let the mass destruction of mankind begin!!
It's an expensive procedure, so they want to lay the groundwork to be able to exclude it from health insurance by claiming "religion."
That just makes it sound metal.
If we are waging a war against god, but nothing happens or changes... What the fuck kinda war is it then. The name is definitely better than the war itself.
I thought the forced birth movement was about making people have as many babies as possible to feed the insatiable capitalist labour machines. Now apparently there's a right way and a wrong way to provide the human capital?
Yes! You may only perform sexual acts with the end goal of procreation. You may also only perform procreation in the missionary position.
I have also heard tale that it is better to perform no acts at all, and have heard gloating of being such completely pure.
Once they come for the birth control there’ll be plenty of forced births, no worries
And winning 💪
and we're winning you fuckin doofus eat shit
Hell yeah wage that war
Uncritical support to IVF users in their assault against god
How do we make this grounds for disqualification?
Ironic coming from someone who was clearly derived in a test tube from Dreher Material
Even if they are, so what? "God" isn't a thing in secular life.
Not this shit again, they just want another group to hate against for their weird death cult hate fetish
Feel like if this god is so powerful he should be able to handle a little war here and there right?
Or is the Christian god just not as strong/powerful as they want us to believe?
Nah it's the typical "our enemies are extremely dangerous yet weak and pathetic. Our god is strong and immovable yet fragile and easily lost"
It's a bullshit manipulation tactic that is surprisingly effective
My God is a giant dish of pasta
Ramen to that.
Doesn't IVF involve masturbation, followed by medical implantation? Wonder which part god has a problem with? The first, the second, or both?
Because if it's the first, he may have some issues with his teenage nephews.
It seems apparent to me that parents who create Oklahoma state senators are waging an assault against god, christian fellowship, jesus, all non-white Americans, and anyone unwise enough to be a native american. Maybe we should stop letting Oklahomophobes gain any access to pulpits or public offices.
The abrahamic god sure is a weak pansy, huh?
I've heard from people who were conceived by IVF and the general consensus is "Don't." If you can't conceive normally, then don't brute force the process and give your future kid all kinds of genetic disorders because you're lonely. It has nothing to do with god - it has everything to do with not causing a lifetime of suffering of for your child.
edit since you are all intent on downvoting me for saying the truth: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3650450/
That's wierd, I know some people who were concieved this way, and they're just normal people. with normal health.
Liar.
I think you are blowing these findings out of proportion. Having a baby in any way comes with a degree of these health risks, and IVF babies are a bit higher. Doesn't mean no one should have IVF babies, just as it doesn't mean no one should have naturally conceived babies. Everything in life comes with risks.