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God Smashes Giant Tree Into FL Governor's Mansion - Joe.My.God.

https://www.joemygod.com/2023/08/god-smashes-giant-tree-into-fl-governors-mansion/

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ mansion experienced the impact of Hurricane Idalia, which made landfall in the state as a Category 3 storm on Wednesday. The storm, continuing inland into Georgia and northern Florida, felled a 100-year-old oak tree that landed on the governor’s mansion in Tallahassee, Fla., Casey DeSantis, Florida First Lady, said on Twitter. The storm is expected to bring considerable flooding and potential tornadoes to coastal northern Florida, Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina on its way to the northeast.

RestrictedAccount @lemmy.world - 2.3yr

I do remember when storms were ravaging New York, Southern preachers explained clearly such that I would understand that when a storm attacks you it’s because you’re gay.

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Em Adespoton - 2.3yr

Obviously an investigation is required here.

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DigitalTraveler42 - 2.3yr

Then there's the pastor that said the fires and floods were "the gays" fault, and then his home was flooded.

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NotAFuckingBot - 2.3yr

But it missed him, unfortunately.

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Jo Miran - 2.3yr

"Pffft...rookies." -- Austin trees.

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LoafyLemon - 2.3yr

I had a stroke reading the title.

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willya @lemmyf.uk - 2.3yr

Did OP edit it or is there something wrong with you?

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LoafyLemon - 2.3yr
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willya @lemmyf.uk - 2.3yr

This is showing up blank on Lemmy. The title I see is straightforward with the ending being the website name.

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btaf45 @lemmy.world - 2.3yr

Way to go, Baal. Baal is after all a storm God.

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Vaggumon - 2.3yr

real shame it didn't leave a crater.

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Jaysyn - 2.3yr

Well what do you know, the prayers did work.

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😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈 - 2.3yr

Would have been way better if it crushed his car while pulling in the driveway.

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Jo Miran - 2.3yr

I mean...fuck Ron "Quixote" Desantis, but poor tree.

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greendakota99 @lemmy.world - 2.3yr

The tree didn’t even hit the house. Who cares?

“Attention please!!!”

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el_guapazo @lemmy.ca - 2.3yr

It tried to Greg Abbott him into a custom chair.

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