544day10FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmyWhy doesn't Netflix just buy one warner brother and Paramount buy the other one?
cassandrafatigue @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 4dayShe only costs 70% as much, so it's presumed one if them will buy her. 7
FoundFootFootage78 - 4dayIn their infinite virtue, the platforms don't want to do something as cruel as splitting up the brothers. 6
grue @lemmy.world - 4dayBecause nobody's enforcing antitrust law. Breaking up Warner Brothers like that would make too much sense. 4
FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
Why doesn't Netflix just buy one warner brother and Paramount buy the other one?
But then who would end up with Dot?
Prince.
She and that pixar slug get along great. why not make them roommates?
What about Dot? You can't forget about the Warner Sister?
She only costs 70% as much, so it's presumed one if them will buy her.
There are seven of them.
Yakko, Wacko, Smacko, Taco, Lacko, Cracko and Zach
Because both the warners are attached at the hip and shall not be separated.
In their infinite virtue, the platforms don't want to do something as cruel as splitting up the brothers.
Because nobody's enforcing antitrust law. Breaking up Warner Brothers like that would make too much sense.