What's the stupidest thing you've ever imagined someone saying in your head?
Dr. Wesker - 5day
Why can I hear them speaking in my head? Is it schizophrenia?
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actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 5day
What? Of course not. It's a surgically implanted speaker.
2
over_clox @lemmy.world - 5day
"I didn't go to screwdriver school."
That's not even a joke, an old friend of mine said that many years ago.
And yes, he was referring to the hand tool, not the alcoholic drink.. 🤦
3
Bwaz @lemmy.world - 5day
"They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs?"
2
MadMadBunny @lemmy.ca - 5day
Oh, in my head? Sorry, I don’t have the creative mindset for that.
I did hear someone explain to me in all seriousness at one time while I was working jn IT that her computer was slow and must have felt tired [the computer] in the morning because she forgot to put it to sleep the night before.
One of the stupidest person I ever met.
The worst thing is, I lost my job because of one of her stupid mistakes for which she blamed me, and the boss needed a fall guy so he could keep her around.
FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
What's the stupidest thing you've ever imagined someone saying in your head?
Why can I hear them speaking in my head? Is it schizophrenia?
What? Of course not. It's a surgically implanted speaker.
"I didn't go to screwdriver school."
That's not even a joke, an old friend of mine said that many years ago.
And yes, he was referring to the hand tool, not the alcoholic drink.. 🤦
"They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs?"
Oh, in my head? Sorry, I don’t have the creative mindset for that.
I did hear someone explain to me in all seriousness at one time while I was working jn IT that her computer was slow and must have felt tired [the computer] in the morning because she forgot to put it to sleep the night before.
One of the stupidest person I ever met.
The worst thing is, I lost my job because of one of her stupid mistakes for which she blamed me, and the boss needed a fall guy so he could keep her around.