cv_octavio - 6dayThrow a big party. And I mean big. Like we're gonna have to watch to make sure the salsa doesn't collapse into a black hole big. 3
MidsizedSedan @lemmy.world - 5dayGo to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over. 2
OBJECTION! - 6dayOh shit is that this weekend? I was gonna make plans but I kept putting it off and never got around to it. 2
FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
What are your plans for the heat death of the universe?
Space heater.
I'll see myself out to !dadjokes@lemmy.world
Just planning to chill, same as I do every other night of the year.
Chill until we cannot chill any further.
Cuddle for warmth
well I'm probably scheduled for work so....
I have reservations for dinner at Milliways.
When it happens I'll keep calm and tell a trusted adult
Probably just go around again
I don't know, I can't plan ahead more than 5 minutes
By that time I can release that giant fart that I am saving for.
get high
Drop a ten strip and create a new big bang.
Throw a big party.
And I mean big.
Like we're gonna have to watch to make sure the salsa doesn't collapse into a black hole big.
Start a fire, drink 22 beers outside, smoking weed and grilling food.
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
Oh shit is that this weekend? I was gonna make plans but I kept putting it off and never got around to it.