When one hits your eye, that's amore

A moonbeam in Northern Ireland is a crazy person.

Lunar rays are rarer than sunbeams, because the Moon is dimmer.

I prefer them over highbeams.

They cause werewolves to revert if they fail a Constitution saving throw

Sometimes there's a ring wide around the moon that looks a bit like a white rainbow.

Never heard of it, but can I drink it?