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No more Monday blues for me

https://lemmy.ml/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcrazypeople.online%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fe95cf91a-3e9b-41b8-bdef-622a70b4ea9e.png
reagansrottencorpse - 4w

Please hire me at this fabulous company

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drolex @sopuli.xyz - 4w

We're lookin 4 ninja kneecappers with 5+ years experience

No, "ninja" is not some HR lingo, we expect u 2 come with ur own katana

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eldavi - 4w

and if they're a really good ninja, you won't even know they're there. lol

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Rachel - 4w

Monday blues is just withdrawal symptoms from the weekend binge now.

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LEM 1689 - 4w

Everyday is a new hangover.

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SapphironZA @sh.itjust.works - 4w

In Russia, you abuse substances.

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xTechDeath - 4w

You gotta find a good job where you can still get high at work, then it’s not so bad

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not_that_guy05 @lemmy.world - 4w

Office works great. As an accountant and wake and bake with mid job hits. It works great.

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xTechDeath - 4w

Same. I’m in sales, pretty much just get high and bullshit with people all day

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Sunoc - 4w

сука блядь

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toeblast96 @sh.itjust.works - 4w

this image goes hard

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pumafred09 - 4w

Is that a Lada 110?

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Venat0r @lemmy.world - 4w

looks like they borrowed the headlights from the Citroën Xantia when they designed it

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☂️- - 4w

still better and more fullfilling than work.

probably more productive too.

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Castor_Troy [comrade/them,he/him] - 4w

I was going to do this and then I got fired.

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FrostyTrichs - 4w

Hola comrade.

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BurningRiver @beehaw.org - 4w

¿Porque no los dos?

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RickAstleyfounddead @lemy.lol - 4w

I would just hang

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felixwhynot @lemmy.world - 4w

*using

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