[green, drowning in an ocean] HELP! I'M DROWNING!

[orange, throwing a life preserver at green] Catch this! *

[green, shocked, sees text inside the life preserver]

• Offer not valid if you're poor, foreign, disabled, etc.

[orange, looking evil, reels the life preserver back towards him]

[green drowns, looking blasé]

https://thebad.website/comic/modern_day_solidarity