::: spoiler spoiler
There were never any WMD's.
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Sentient Loom - 1mon
::: spoiler spoiler
he dies
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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 1mon
My wife has a joke about The Universal Spoiler, which is "They die". Apparently it applies to a lot of movies in one way or another.
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JackbyDev - 1mon
I have a similar joke but it's the good guys win.
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Rain World: Slugcat Game - 3day
tag as spoiler!!
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Hylactor @sopuli.xyz - 1mon
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klemptor @startrek.website - 1mon
::: spoiler Spoiler
He was dead all along
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Albbi @lemmy.ca - 1mon
::: spoiler Spoiler
The bank robbers escaped by releasing themselves to the police and saying they were hostages.
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JackbyDev - 1mon
When I was a teenager, I was seeing X-Men 3 in theaters. A man comes in late and sits next to me. He points at Jean Grey and asks:
::: spoiler Spoiler
"Did she kill the professor yet?"
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And, the answer was, no, that did not happen yet. 😤
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FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca - 1mon
I trolled some random kid in the theater by telling them DJ was Rey's father, which he isn't
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JackbyDev - 1mon
That spoiler does happen in X3 though lol. But I remember telling some young relatives that Kylo Ren was Luke Skywalker after Force Awakens came out. He was despondent. I really regretted making the joke. Like he was just straight up laying on the floor staring at the ceiling. I thought it was obvious he wasn't Luke so I thought it was a funny thing to say.
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FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca - 1mon
On my way out of TLJ, I considered shouting "REY TURNS TO THE DARK SIDE!"
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limer - 1mon
::: spoiler spoiler
The butler did it
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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 1mon
::: spoiler Spoiler
It was the dog
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YiddishMcSquidish @lemmy.today - 1mon
The dude does or doesn't get the girl
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owenfromcanada @lemmy.ca - 1mon
She makes shoes
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Someplaceunknown @leminal.space - 1mon
::: spoiler spoiler
His wife's killer was already dead
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FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
What's the big spoiler for the movie?
::: spoiler spoiler There were never any WMD's. :::
::: spoiler spoiler he dies :::
My wife has a joke about The Universal Spoiler, which is "They die". Apparently it applies to a lot of movies in one way or another.
I have a similar joke but it's the good guys win.
tag as spoiler!!
::: spoiler Spoiler He was dead all along :::
::: spoiler Spoiler The bank robbers escaped by releasing themselves to the police and saying they were hostages. :::
When I was a teenager, I was seeing X-Men 3 in theaters. A man comes in late and sits next to me. He points at Jean Grey and asks:
::: spoiler Spoiler "Did she kill the professor yet?" :::
And, the answer was, no, that did not happen yet. 😤
I trolled some random kid in the theater by telling them DJ was Rey's father, which he isn't
That spoiler does happen in X3 though lol. But I remember telling some young relatives that Kylo Ren was Luke Skywalker after Force Awakens came out. He was despondent. I really regretted making the joke. Like he was just straight up laying on the floor staring at the ceiling. I thought it was obvious he wasn't Luke so I thought it was a funny thing to say.
On my way out of TLJ, I considered shouting "REY TURNS TO THE DARK SIDE!"
::: spoiler spoiler The butler did it :::
::: spoiler Spoiler It was the dog :::
The dude does or doesn't get the girl
She makes shoes
::: spoiler spoiler His wife's killer was already dead :::