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What was I supposed to remember today?

Don_alForno @feddit.org - 1mon

The gunpowder treason and plot.

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 1mon

What's "gunpowder treason"?

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corsicanguppy @lemmy.ca - 1mon

Part of a well-known stanza.

It's also treason with - get this - gunpowder.

https://gprivate.com/6iz9j

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EbenezerScrew @lemmy.world - 1mon

Don't forget to bring a towel.

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onlooker - 1mon

Your dirty laundry has been in the washer for a week now.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 1mon

And is now dirtier than even. The mold makes it cheaper an easier to just buy new clothes.

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Mister Neon - 1mon

To drink water.

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erusuoyera @sh.itjust.works - 1mon

Don't use it if it doesn't have a flared base.

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FoundFootFootage78 - 1mon

To save the world. Unfortunately you didn't show up and I'm quite salty about that.

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actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 1mon

No, I didn't forget that. I chose not to.

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Scott - 1mon

Eat a whole can of baked beans

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actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 1mon

"Remember, remember the 5th of November / Eat a whole can of baked beans"

Yes, that must be it. Thanks!

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BlazingBonfire - 1mon

It’s my birthday and you made reservations for all of us to go out to dinner at Cipriani’s downtown.

Don’t forget again! It’s the one on W Broadway not the one on 42nd street, okay?!

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The Velour Fog - 1mon

You were supposed to remind me of something. Now I forgot what it was. Damn you!

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 1mon

🎄 Only forty shopping days left until Christmas, spend spend spend! 🎄

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FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca - 1mon

The code to open the safe with all the SNAP money

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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 1mon

That the crash wasn't your fault.

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Alas Poor Erinaceus - 1mon

Things.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 1mon

Breathe. Just breathe.

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