How should I go about getting kicked out of a convent?
Smuuthbrane - 1mon
Do you just want to get kicked out, or are you looking to make an appearance on the evening news?
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actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 1mon
I don't see why one should preclude the other
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Smuuthbrane - 1mon
Not at all, the former is just the baseline goal. To provide good feedback I need to know whether there are other goals to be attained as well. Someone fainting? An arrest? Building condemnation? A statement from the Pope?
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ComradeSharkfucker - 1mon
Try to convince the nuns to smoke weed
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Bizzle - 1mon
Does the Book not say "every plant bearing seed and every seed of it's fruit"?
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actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 1mon
Epoxy a giant dildo to the big Jesus that hangs from the cross
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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 1mon
Jesus is already supremely hung.
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PunnyName @lemmy.world - 1mon
And a bottom, since he gets nailed all the time.
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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 1mon
If just leaving voluntarily isn't your style, and you need to make a splash I recommend sin - give everyone e, a dance music party cum orgy with an only fans channel.
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Lemmyoutofhere @lemmy.ca - 1mon
Start hitting on all the other nuns.
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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 1mon
Kicked out or elected mother superior.
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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 1mon
"You see the funny man who's been nailed to a tree? I don't even swing that way, but I'd do him."
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Coopr8 - 1mon
Demand to be elevated to the priesthood, works every time.
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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him] - 1mon
Well taking a dump on the floor is a safe bet to get kicked out of any space, so I'm sure it'll work there
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VeryVito - 1mon
This was true in the United States until January 6, 2021, but now the floor shitters are firmly embedded in the White House.
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FoundFootFootage78 - 1mon
Calling it the "White House" now may be a bit misleading.
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PunnyName @lemmy.world - 1mon
Not really, it's full of white supremacists.
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FoundFootFootage78 - 1mon
But the building itself sure isn't white anymore (or in one piece for that matter).
FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
How should I go about getting kicked out of a convent?
Do you just want to get kicked out, or are you looking to make an appearance on the evening news?
I don't see why one should preclude the other
Not at all, the former is just the baseline goal. To provide good feedback I need to know whether there are other goals to be attained as well. Someone fainting? An arrest? Building condemnation? A statement from the Pope?
Try to convince the nuns to smoke weed
Does the Book not say "every plant bearing seed and every seed of it's fruit"?
Epoxy a giant dildo to the big Jesus that hangs from the cross
Jesus is already supremely hung.
And a bottom, since he gets nailed all the time.
If just leaving voluntarily isn't your style, and you need to make a splash I recommend sin - give everyone e, a dance music party cum orgy with an only fans channel.
Start hitting on all the other nuns.
Kicked out or elected mother superior.
"You see the funny man who's been nailed to a tree? I don't even swing that way, but I'd do him."
Demand to be elevated to the priesthood, works every time.
Well taking a dump on the floor is a safe bet to get kicked out of any space, so I'm sure it'll work there
This was true in the United States until January 6, 2021, but now the floor shitters are firmly embedded in the White House.
Calling it the "White House" now may be a bit misleading.
Not really, it's full of white supremacists.
But the building itself sure isn't white anymore (or in one piece for that matter).