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How should I go about getting kicked out of a convent?

Smuuthbrane - 1mon

Do you just want to get kicked out, or are you looking to make an appearance on the evening news?

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actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 1mon

I don't see why one should preclude the other

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Smuuthbrane - 1mon

Not at all, the former is just the baseline goal. To provide good feedback I need to know whether there are other goals to be attained as well. Someone fainting? An arrest? Building condemnation? A statement from the Pope?

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ComradeSharkfucker - 1mon

Try to convince the nuns to smoke weed

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Bizzle - 1mon

Does the Book not say "every plant bearing seed and every seed of it's fruit"?

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actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 1mon

Epoxy a giant dildo to the big Jesus that hangs from the cross

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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 1mon

Jesus is already supremely hung.

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PunnyName @lemmy.world - 1mon

And a bottom, since he gets nailed all the time.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 1mon

If just leaving voluntarily isn't your style, and you need to make a splash I recommend sin - give everyone e, a dance music party cum orgy with an only fans channel.

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Lemmyoutofhere @lemmy.ca - 1mon

Start hitting on all the other nuns.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 1mon

Kicked out or elected mother superior.

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 1mon

"You see the funny man who's been nailed to a tree? I don't even swing that way, but I'd do him."

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Coopr8 - 1mon

Demand to be elevated to the priesthood, works every time.

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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him] - 1mon

Well taking a dump on the floor is a safe bet to get kicked out of any space, so I'm sure it'll work there

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VeryVito - 1mon

This was true in the United States until January 6, 2021, but now the floor shitters are firmly embedded in the White House.

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FoundFootFootage78 - 1mon

Calling it the "White House" now may be a bit misleading.

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PunnyName @lemmy.world - 1mon

Not really, it's full of white supremacists.

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FoundFootFootage78 - 1mon

But the building itself sure isn't white anymore (or in one piece for that matter).

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