This guy showed in up in a blue police box. He looked at me and said "Run!".
I was following Doctor's advice.
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FunctionallyLiterate @lemmy.ca - 2mon
Because ICE didn't GAF if I was actually illegal.
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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 - 2mon
Oh, I'm guilty. I just needed the exercise.
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basiclemmon98 - 2mon
Leg day
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ChonkyOwlbear @lemmy.world - 2mon
Because the person chasing me is guilty.
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seathru @lemmy.sdf.org - 2mon
Because fuck paying tickets.
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Eh-I - 2mon
Bear.
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actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 2mon
Because the incumbent has proven time and again that he does not speak for the community. I never aspired to a career in politics, but someone needs to stand up for their friends and neighbors. That's why you should elect me as your representative.
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Zorsith @lemmy.blahaj.zone - 2mon
Diarrhea.
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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 2mon
Sir, this is a gymnasium.
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Weirdfish @lemmy.world - 2mon
Cause my TI would have said very loud thing at me if I didn't.
FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
If you're not guilty, why did you run?
This guy showed in up in a blue police box. He looked at me and said "Run!".
I was following Doctor's advice.
Because ICE didn't GAF if I was actually illegal.
Oh, I'm guilty. I just needed the exercise.
Leg day
Because the person chasing me is guilty.
Because fuck paying tickets.
Bear.
Because the incumbent has proven time and again that he does not speak for the community. I never aspired to a career in politics, but someone needs to stand up for their friends and neighbors. That's why you should elect me as your representative.
Diarrhea.
Sir, this is a gymnasium.
Cause my TI would have said very loud thing at me if I didn't.
Knife guy