I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine, and a straight razor, if you get too close to me.
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Rhynoplaz - 2mon
Roamer, wanderer, nomad, vagabond, call me what you will!
3
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 - 2mon
I'm a slow typer, a so-so writer; been the shit ever since I was an infant in diapers. And I'mma be dope all the way to the end: from the cradle to the grave, the Pampers to the Depends.
FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
I'm the one asking the questions here!
I am a meat popsicle
Your mom.
Now tuck your shirt in and stop slouching.
I really wanna know
Me? I'm nobody.
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine, and a straight razor, if you get too close to me.
Roamer, wanderer, nomad, vagabond, call me what you will!
I'm a slow typer, a so-so writer; been the shit ever since I was an infant in diapers. And I'mma be dope all the way to the end: from the cradle to the grave, the Pampers to the Depends.
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
Three kids in a trenchcoat
I'm Ronnie Pickering!
Who?
I'D EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST! With bread and butter
Wouldn't you like to know?
brian
I'm the Dude, man, so that's what you call me!
Oh I'm just some guy. Y'know?
Who, me? I'm me!
No, you're you. I'M me
If I'm you, and you're me, then I'm me.
Hi dad
I am Jack's Overwhelming Sense of Inadequacy
You killed my father.