If my neighbor is married, And she's extremely attractive what's the best way to let her know that I think she has a great body
DagwoodIII - 2mon
You should do 1,000 pushups a day, every day, out on the lawn.
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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 2mon
By completely ignoring her, and doing nothing more than a brief polite wave if you see each other doing yardwork or leaving your respective properties at the same time.
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limer - 2mon
Ramp up the intensity in half a year with a brief hello, while standing at least 8 meters away. But to be extra friendly, only do it when she is not alone
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over_clox @lemmy.world - 2mon
You put it in the freezer to preserve it, obviously.
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treadful @lemmy.zip - 2mon
Tell her husband to relay the message. Make sure to be specific.
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graycube @lemmy.world - 2mon
She knows. No words are necessary.
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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 2mon
Dress up exactly like her so she can compare her body to yours.
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If my neighbor is married, And she's extremely attractive what's the best way to let her know that I think she has a great body
You should do 1,000 pushups a day, every day, out on the lawn.
By completely ignoring her, and doing nothing more than a brief polite wave if you see each other doing yardwork or leaving your respective properties at the same time.
Ramp up the intensity in half a year with a brief hello, while standing at least 8 meters away. But to be extra friendly, only do it when she is not alone
You put it in the freezer to preserve it, obviously.
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Tell her husband to relay the message. Make sure to be specific.
She knows. No words are necessary.
Dress up exactly like her so she can compare her body to yours.
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