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If my neighbor is married, And she's extremely attractive what's the best way to let her know that I think she has a great body

DagwoodIII - 2mon

You should do 1,000 pushups a day, every day, out on the lawn.

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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 2mon

By completely ignoring her, and doing nothing more than a brief polite wave if you see each other doing yardwork or leaving your respective properties at the same time.

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limer - 2mon

Ramp up the intensity in half a year with a brief hello, while standing at least 8 meters away. But to be extra friendly, only do it when she is not alone

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over_clox @lemmy.world - 2mon

You put it in the freezer to preserve it, obviously.

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treadful @lemmy.zip - 2mon

Tell her husband to relay the message. Make sure to be specific.

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graycube @lemmy.world - 2mon

She knows. No words are necessary.

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 2mon

Dress up exactly like her so she can compare her body to yours.

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bizarroland @lemmy.world - 2mon

hire a sky writer

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fubarx @lemmy.world - 2mon

Interpretive dance.

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