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What do you do when you need to distract someone?

LambdaRX @sh.itjust.works - 2mon

Make a comically loud sound, and commit die.

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 2mon

Ask them what their favourite kind of train is.

Admittedly, it doesn't work on every someone.

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ericheese - 2mon

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fubarx @lemmy.world - 2mon

Interpretive dance.

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porksnort @slrpnk.net - 2mon

Smoke bomb and then a secret ninja thing I learned watching YouTube.

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hakunawazo @lemmy.world - 2mon

whisper... and then suddenly

HA!

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MadMadBunny @lemmy.ca - 2mon

Squirrel!!!

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ComradeSharkfucker - 2mon

Juggle

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