God has decided to scrap this timeline and start over. What would you like them to do differently next time?
Lemmyoutofhere @lemmy.ca - 2mon
Fuck off and leave us alone.
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FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca - 2mon
I think he did
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DrMartinu @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2mon
I'd encourage him to watch the 1983 classic War Games. He could just not play this game. Find a hobby.
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iamericandre @lemmy.world - 2mon
Make my asshole pinker
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Alas Poor Erinaceus - 2mon
Maybe just stick to plants?
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lukaro @lemmy.zip - 2mon
I would like intentional ignorance to be painful. Or karma to be instant.
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ComradeSharkfucker - 2mon
The ability to instantly explode at will
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Alexstarfire @lemmy.world - 2mon
Might rethink intelligence. Clearly still in the beta phase.
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pdxfed @lemmy.world - 2mon
I think the biggest thing would be to allow learning to not be lost between generations. Humans make the same mistakes, have the same weaknesses, are exploitable in the same way all throughout history. It's a tragedy of the human condition.
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FoundFootFootage78 - 2mon
Smite all the legislators who voted for the Taft-Hartley act (prior to them voting).
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Asafum @feddit.nl - 2mon
Don't make anything capable of being more intelligent than a cat. They seem pretty content and aside from the... bird genocide... they aren't fucking the world up in an endless pursuit of greed.
So yeah, no smarter than cats and no desire for bird genocide.
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FoundFootFootage78 - 2mon
Cats are only committing bird genocide because humans introduced them to countries where the birds can't fight back.
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basiclemmon98 - 2mon
DO. NOT. TEST. INTELLIGENCE BUILDS.
Stick to claws, fangs, venom, etc.
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Random Dent - 2mon
I don't think there's anything wrong with a species having intelligence necessarily, it's more that we tend to default to greed and fuckery and irrational nonsense that's the problem IMO. If we were an intelligent species that actually respected the Earth and our fellow living things, it could actually be quite nice here I think.
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vane @lemmy.world - 2mon
adamantine skeletons
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Jerkface (any/all) - 2mon
Get a real job and stop fucking around with this bullshit
FreshParsnip in shittyasklemmy
God has decided to scrap this timeline and start over. What would you like them to do differently next time?
Fuck off and leave us alone.
I think he did
I'd encourage him to watch the 1983 classic War Games. He could just not play this game. Find a hobby.
Make my asshole pinker
Maybe just stick to plants?
I would like intentional ignorance to be painful. Or karma to be instant.
The ability to instantly explode at will
Might rethink intelligence. Clearly still in the beta phase.
I think the biggest thing would be to allow learning to not be lost between generations. Humans make the same mistakes, have the same weaknesses, are exploitable in the same way all throughout history. It's a tragedy of the human condition.
Smite all the legislators who voted for the Taft-Hartley act (prior to them voting).
Don't make anything capable of being more intelligent than a cat. They seem pretty content and aside from the... bird genocide... they aren't fucking the world up in an endless pursuit of greed.
So yeah, no smarter than cats and no desire for bird genocide.
Cats are only committing bird genocide because humans introduced them to countries where the birds can't fight back.
DO. NOT. TEST. INTELLIGENCE BUILDS.
Stick to claws, fangs, venom, etc.
I don't think there's anything wrong with a species having intelligence necessarily, it's more that we tend to default to greed and fuckery and irrational nonsense that's the problem IMO. If we were an intelligent species that actually respected the Earth and our fellow living things, it could actually be quite nice here I think.
adamantine skeletons
Get a real job and stop fucking around with this bullshit
Edit: Addressed to God, not OP
Just don't
I want god to kill him/her/them selves