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Why weren't you raptured today?

limer - 3mon

I’ll never forget the accounts describing masses ,of tens of thousands of people, waiting on hilltops on January 1st, 1000.

Many were disappointed

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FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca - 3mon

I remember hearing about people gathering to wait for aliens in December 2012. I'm struggling to imagine how one can be gullible enough to be convinced, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that aliens are coming to save them at a specific date in a specific place

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actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 3mon

Because I wasn't squeezed so hard that my internal fluids were forced--

Oh wait, you said raptured

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mindbleach @sh.itjust.works - 3mon

Touchin'.

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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 3mon

Probably had something to do with me saying i'd beat god to death with my cock.

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golden_zealot - 3mon

I wore wool socks once.

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