I have proclaimed myself to be the one true god. Will you worship me or will you be super lame? I'm taking questions in case further clarification is needed.
skye - 3mon
Will you spare me from work and provide me with the resources needed to live?
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 3mon
That's a bit beyond my abilities
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skye - 3mon
bit lame, i'll consider worship
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 3mon
I thank you for your consideration.
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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 - 3mon
"We've already got one!"
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actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 3mon
Depends. What do you call your religion?
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 3mon
The Cult of the 5-inch penis
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NoSpotOfGround - 3mon
What are your views regarding people that are different from me?
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 3mon
All homies are equal
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NoSpotOfGround - 3mon
That's a great rule. It'll raise conversion to our religion! We can ignore it whenever even mildly inconvenient though, of course?
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 3mon
Ignoring our new religion is forbidden. Our hell really sucks and you don't want to go there.
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NoSpotOfGround - 3mon
Mysterious are your ways, o Lord. I didn't hear a clear "no" so I'll interpret that as a "sure, yeah, lol". Thanks! Daggermoon is king.
Now about this hell business, how many of the people i don't like can fit in there?...
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 3mon
Hell is unique to the individual. The only other people in your hell are delusions. Except Ronald Reagan, who occasionally travels between other peoples hells to ask for jelly beans. Just tell him to fuck off.
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djsoren19 - 3mon
sorry I only worship hot goth baddies
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 3mon
I won't even send you to hell for that, I love goth tiddies too.
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FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca - 3mon
Taylor Swift is Jesus. Only Swifties are getting raptured
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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 3mon
Swifties go to a special hell where the only song they can listen to is this.
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hazel - 3mon
Suppose I do decide to be super lame. Will you respect that decision?
daggermoon in shittyasklemmy
Will you worship me as the one true god?
I have proclaimed myself to be the one true god. Will you worship me or will you be super lame? I'm taking questions in case further clarification is needed.
Will you spare me from work and provide me with the resources needed to live?
That's a bit beyond my abilities
bit lame, i'll consider worship
I thank you for your consideration.
"We've already got one!"
Depends. What do you call your religion?
The Cult of the 5-inch penis
What are your views regarding people that are different from me?
All homies are equal
That's a great rule. It'll raise conversion to our religion! We can ignore it whenever even mildly inconvenient though, of course?
Ignoring our new religion is forbidden. Our hell really sucks and you don't want to go there.
Mysterious are your ways, o Lord. I didn't hear a clear "no" so I'll interpret that as a "sure, yeah, lol". Thanks! Daggermoon is king.
Now about this hell business, how many of the people i don't like can fit in there?...
Hell is unique to the individual. The only other people in your hell are delusions. Except Ronald Reagan, who occasionally travels between other peoples hells to ask for jelly beans. Just tell him to fuck off.
sorry I only worship hot goth baddies
I won't even send you to hell for that, I love goth tiddies too.
Taylor Swift is Jesus. Only Swifties are getting raptured
Swifties go to a special hell where the only song they can listen to is this.
Suppose I do decide to be super lame. Will you respect that decision?
Yes, I will. But you still go to hell.