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Why is the rum gone?

AZX3RIC @lemmy.world - 3mon
  1. Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.

  2. That signal is over 1,000 feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there's the slightest chance they won't see it?

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actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 3mon

Ask the sailor passed out on the toilet.

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Scott - 3mon

I drinked it

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Marshezezz - 3mon

Boofed it

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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 3mon

Because you didn't buy nearly enough.

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