Asafum @feddit.nl - 3monWithout any context or restrictions I can come up with some absolutely absurd complaints. "There's too much pineapple in my pineapple!" "This water is too wet." "That cat is a terrible dish rag. It keeps making me bleed." "When I mute the TV it's too quiet." "There are no other shapes in my Cheerios other than O." "There's too much nudity in this porn." 3
FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca - 3monMost of these are people complaining about getting exactly what they asked for 2
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What's the stupidest complaint?
Any complaint ever delivered in a retail setting.
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Without any context or restrictions I can come up with some absolutely absurd complaints.
"There's too much pineapple in my pineapple!"
"This water is too wet."
"That cat is a terrible dish rag. It keeps making me bleed."
"When I mute the TV it's too quiet."
"There are no other shapes in my Cheerios other than O."
"There's too much nudity in this porn."
Most of these are people complaining about getting exactly what they asked for