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Why are they coming for you?

actionjbone @sh.itjust.works - 4mon

They've mistaken me for you.

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thezeesystem @lemmy.blahaj.zone - 4mon

My default response to answers I don't know or don't want others to know.

"I'm legally unable to answer that question"

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DickFiasco @sh.itjust.works - 4mon

I stole some gummy worms from the supermarket candy bin in 1985.

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echo @lemmings.world - 4mon

They can have it... already switched to Firefox when Google killed ad blocking.

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bobbyfiend - 4mon

My FB account, for the last year or two, is nothing but hundreds of memes and comments yelling at conservatives for being hypocrites and fascists.

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Eiren (she/her) - 4mon

Because I nearly won a National Merit Scholarship while already being an avowed communist and refusing to say the Pledge of Allegiance in class.

...Okay, maybe that answer was too realistic.

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daggermoon @lemmy.world - 4mon

Because I fucked ur mum in the bum

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