A honk implies, in my mind, a quick press of the horn. I'd be holding it down until the traffic laws are once again obeyed
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HamBrick @programming.dev - 2.4yr
Or it could equate to you REALLY loving Jesus
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Mack7400 - 2.4yr
Atheist: dies
Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo
Atheist: wtf
Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol
Atheist: nooooo
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CeruleanRuin @lemmy.world - 2.4yr
That last line describes an antitheist more than a vanilla atheist. Frankly I'd be thrilled to die and discover I was wrong about there being no afterlife.
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demlet @lemmy.world - 2.4yr
Conversion tactic level 1000.
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MothBookkeeper @lemmy.world - 2.4yr
"Breathe if you're a stupid dumb dumb head."
I reject their premise.
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BrooklynMan - 2.4yr
[Grows gills in defiance, jumps in nearby river]
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DougHolland - 2.4yr
I am grumpy today and also tired of Twilight Zone memes, but this one made me larff. :) Thanks
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MxM111 - 2.4yr
Also Jesus is not unique name.
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BrooklynMan - 2.4yr
Cut them off and shout, “MY DILDO’S NAME IS JESUS! MWAHAHAHA!"
Godric in atheism
A little meme for ya
A honk implies, in my mind, a quick press of the horn. I'd be holding it down until the traffic laws are once again obeyed
Or it could equate to you REALLY loving Jesus
Atheist: dies
Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo
Atheist: wtf
Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol
Atheist: nooooo
That last line describes an antitheist more than a vanilla atheist. Frankly I'd be thrilled to die and discover I was wrong about there being no afterlife.
Conversion tactic level 1000.
"Breathe if you're a stupid dumb dumb head."
I reject their premise.
[Grows gills in defiance, jumps in nearby river]
I am grumpy today and also tired of Twilight Zone memes, but this one made me larff. :) Thanks
Also Jesus is not unique name.
Cut them off and shout, “MY DILDO’S NAME IS JESUS! MWAHAHAHA!"