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Minister Mortimer Adramelech of the Satanic Temple Gives Ultimatum to Iowa Republicans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dybB3plYtKo

"I dare you to pass this bill and allow me to send chaplains to your schools." -not a verbatim quote.

alchemist2023 @lemmy.world - 1.9yr

i love these guys

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DeltaTangoLima @reddrefuge.com - 1.9yr

As an outside observer of all the religious, right-wing bullshit going on in the US, I'm loving what TST are doing.

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tacosanonymous @lemm.ee - 1.9yr

Then you should join us.

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DeltaTangoLima @reddrefuge.com - 1.9yr

Oh, I'm a member, cobber. No worries there. ;)

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TryingSomethingNew - 1.9yr

Upvote for use of cobber, tovarisch.

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DeltaTangoLima @reddrefuge.com - 1.9yr

Da

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littleblue✨ - 1.9yr

They already have, they just don't know it yet. 🤘🏼

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shalafi @lemmy.world - 1.9yr

I'm an ordained minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not joking. I have the rights of any ordained minister in my state. I'll go to school and help kids. No problem.

(I also got our friend ordained to marry us legally.)

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caseyweederman - 1.9yr

.... Who is the "us" this context

WHO IS US

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supercriticalcheese @lemmy.world - 1.9yr

his/her partner in noodle 🍜

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NoSpiritAnimal - 1.9yr

Blessed be their sauce

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Toastypickle @lemmy.world - 1.9yr

Ramen

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Joey @programming.dev - 1.9yr

Gross

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mindbleach @sh.itjust.works - 1.9yr

And fellas - he's gonna teach kids about your religion. They're gonna learn things even you don't know.

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spaceghoti - 1.9yr

He's going to teach those kids things about their religion they don't want to know.

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mindbleach @sh.itjust.works - 1.9yr

Some of them will have asked questions he'll be the first to answer.

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Echo Dot - 1.9yr

Given what most of these nut jobs know about their religion that wouldn't be hard.

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Chuymatt - 1.9yr

That grin…

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