"When a horse falls, foam comes out of its mouth. When it falls, the legs of the horse thrash and the horse is no good... So somebody shoots it. The horse turns into glue. A machine puts the glue into bottles and children squeeze the bottles to get the glue out and stick bits of paper onto cards. Glue gets on the children's hands and the children eat the glue. And the children become the horse."
The Tracey Fragments by Maureen Medved (also a movie)
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meathorse @lemmy.world - 1day
"What about pork? Ham? Bacon?"
"Dad! They all come from the same animal!"
"Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"
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NachBarcelona - 2day
They don't exactly get a Sony PlayStation for retirement.
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dubyakay @lemmy.ca - 2day
Weird, because in Hungary it has always been cattle, while in Anglo circles it's horses.
iamdisappoint in comicstrips @lemmy.world
Wilbur!
Tbf most cows and chicken live life worse than death anyways.
The same process was used to make gelatine. It's still made from animal sources, just with a different process. Enjoy your desserts today, folks.
Im going to enjoy it extra now.
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I'm so hungry I could eat a
horsejelloWikipedia: Animal glue is an adhesive that is created by prolonged boiling of animal connective tissue in a process called rendering.
Li, that's savage.
Well done!
A little lower, Li, but close enough!
… lower still
Too low!
....lower.
https://media.tenor.com/mb7gQnMR8swAAAAj/sigh-kif-kroker.gif
"When a horse falls, foam comes out of its mouth. When it falls, the legs of the horse thrash and the horse is no good... So somebody shoots it. The horse turns into glue. A machine puts the glue into bottles and children squeeze the bottles to get the glue out and stick bits of paper onto cards. Glue gets on the children's hands and the children eat the glue. And the children become the horse."
The Tracey Fragments by Maureen Medved (also a movie)
"What about pork? Ham? Bacon?"
"Dad! They all come from the same animal!"
"Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"
They don't exactly get a Sony PlayStation for retirement.
Weird, because in Hungary it has always been cattle, while in Anglo circles it's horses.
Sniffing glue? More like sniffing horse.
https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/c15f0ccc-b494-401e-a1c6-8e12c05323a9.png
Wait what!!??? NOOOOOOOOOOO!