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Wilford!

Kühlschrank - 2day

Diabeetus

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DocMcStuffin @lemmy.world - 2day

I would say hyperglycemia, but we don't know what period of time Bob ate these candy bars. A day? A month? A year?

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Midnight Wolf - 2day

Simultaneously.

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SkyezOpen @lemmy.world - 2day

Blocked airway it is.

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Midnight Wolf - 2day

"and how did you develop this fetish?"

"uh, well, you aren't going to believe this, but..."

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a_non_monotonic_function @lemmy.world - 1day

Through his urethra. He is into that.

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Midnight Wolf - 22hr

"he [cock] vored those candy bars, just like it was nothing. then he turned to face me..."

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hungryphrog - 23hr

Probably a talking-to from his dentist.

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Mellow - 2day

Have my upvote. Do your knees hurt?

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runner_g - 23hr

knees are still okay, but the back needs some serious maintenance.

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Smuuthbrane - 2day

Slow kid in the back: cavities?

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