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Maternal rule

lugal @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2day

Everybody knows that but what is the recipe?

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Vazz (He/Him) - 2day

Hmm this stew looks suspicious

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bitjunkie @lemmy.world - 2day

That's a funny way of spelling delicious

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Macchi_the_Slime - 2day

Dyslexia strokes again.

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lugal @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2day

Thanks, we will see if it works. Well, my daughter wouldn't but that's beside the point

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Jo Miran - 2day

Why fuck with a single father trying his best to raise a daughter? Everbody knows that eating a straw hat is only suitable as punishment for kissing rocks. I am not familiar what the best use for the blinding stew is, but I suspect it isn't as a deterrent for hair masticators.

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Axolotl - 2day

The blinding stew is for when your kid eat rocks

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Jo Miran - 2day

Ah. That makes sense.

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mika_mika @lemmy.world - 1day

Based on the handwriting being the same for each of the responses, and the humor in child biting hair clip art: this never happened, and the "father" created this whole piece, poster, responses and all. I wouldn't worry too much.

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A_norny_mousse @feddit.org - 1day

It's a video game reference, yes? The blinding stew?

If the ad itself isn't some kind of trick, I feel for that guy. He should proactively seek out the company of parents. And by proactively I mean that on the playground, he needs to walk over to the cluster of moms and join them.

"Maternal instinct" is BS imo.

Pretty cool clipart btw.

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sem - 2day

Where did he get that clip art

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Cevilia (she/they/…) - 1day

From the photo shop /j

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