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May the profits and/or Prophets bless you

Prove_your_argument - 22hr

Ugh, whoever made this is disgusting lol

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bklyn - 22hr

Uh-oh, I think someone’s about to get fire caved

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teft - 20hr

The Rules of Spiritual Acquisition, an excerpt:

  1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
  2. Never pray more for an acquisition than you have to.
  3. Never allow apostates to stand in the way of opportunity.
  4. Opportunity plus instinct equals prophet.
  5. Peldor Joi is eternal.  
    
  6. A prayer is a prayer.  
    

17 ) A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between vedeks.

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