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bumper sticker

https://piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone/posts/Uk/Cl/UkClq0qiND9lCqw.jpeg

https://toot.cat/@SistaWendy/110313772260430178

glorkon @lemmy.world - 1day

Clever, I like it. I wonder how many people read it and have no clue what it means.

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RiceMunk @sopuli.xyz - 1day

Exercise for the reader: Assuming average human eyesight, how many picoseconds away from a collision are you if you can read that size of text and the relative velocity between you and the car ahead of you is large enough that the red label is sufficiently blueshifted to look blue?

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Zkuld @lemmy.world - 1day

for 800nm to 400nm, we need gamma=2. So v~.86c. At 20m this gives you ~80ns.

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moriquende @lemmy.world - 23hr

For perspective, this speed is:

  • 928 157 450 kilometers per hour
  • 576 730 301 miles per hour

In one second, you would travel around:

  • 258 000 kilometers
  • 160 000 miles

Which is around 6.43 times around the Earth's equator.

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jaybone @lemmy.zip - 22hr

But how many Olympic sized swimming pools full of jello?

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groet @feddit.org - 22hr

About 3 large boulders the size of a small boulder.

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jaybone @lemmy.zip - 20hr

Did you see the boulder post too?

We are all the size of boulders on this blessed day.

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moriquende @lemmy.world - 22hr

Depends on the flavor

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fartographer @lemmy.world - 16hr

So, some paint might get exchanged?

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not_woody_shaw @lemmy.world - 11hr

It was a graveyard graph.

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glorkon @lemmy.world - 1day

The sticker should also say something like "But don't worry, we're going to be evaporated in a huge explosion anyway, due to the gigantic release of energy when you crash into my car in a few nanoseconds."

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redsand @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 17hr

I want to know how fast you need to go to be color shifted on a traffic camera. The more I think about it the less likely getting enough light to be picked up by the camera might be an issue even with perfect placement

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rizzothesmall @sh.itjust.works - 1day

So 75000km/s is too fast? Boooo, get off the road grandad!

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Vex_Detrause @lemmy.ca - 7hr

So is the reader fast or would it work the other way where the car with sticker is fast?

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glorkon @lemmy.world - 1day

Even then, a BMW would tailgate and flash its headlights at you on a German autobahn.

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curled @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 21hr

Anyone would do that on an autobahn, get out of the passing lane slowpoke xD

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far_university1990 @reddthat.com - 17hr

Best thing is when small car from 1990 push away large bmw or porsche because they have 900 hp engine with dual turbo and nitrous injection.

I love sleeper car.

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ilinamorato @lemmy.world - 18hr

If the sticker is blue, one or the other of you is about to cease being biology and start being physics.

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Mr_Dr_Oink @lemmy.world - 1day

I am not sure i understand. Is it something to do with redshift?

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Mr_Dr_Oink @lemmy.world - 23hr

Damn it. Imgur is blocked in the UK. Cant see that image.

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expatriado @lemmy.world - 23hr

you're going way too fast, shifting into UV now

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jaybone @lemmy.zip - 22hr

UV is blocked in the UK.

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Chef_Boyargee - 22hr

Probably for the better. Even with it having Milla Jovovich, it wasn’t very good.

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tetris11 @feddit.uk - 12hr

No, it's just that democrats tend to drive faster than republicans because of their better cars and increased motivation to get out of red states

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Sharlot @lemmy.world - 20hr

Best kind of science joke: funny and educational. Bonus points for making people think about Doppler before speeding.

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iAmTheTot @sh.itjust.works - 1day

Hey I used I have one of these. Slightly different design though. Was always my favourite sticker.

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NaibofTabr - 1day

If that sticker is blue, only the laws of physics can judge me.

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FosterMolasses @leminal.space - 21hr

This was good, had a hearty chuckle

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StinkyFingerItchyBum - 19hr

Mine was sensible.

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Deceptichum - 1day

Half-Life

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20cello @lemmy.world - 1day

Doppler

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Devial @discuss.online - 1day

Make it green, and add the line "If this sticker is red, then I'm going too fast"

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Bluewing @lemmy.world - 21hr

Light speed? No! Engage Ludicrous speed!

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far_university1990 @reddthat.com - 17hr

Put on f-777

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ChaoticNeutralCzech @feddit.org - 22hr

The color also depends on the ink's near-infrared reflectivity (since the sun and halogen headlamps emit infrared, that will get shifted into the red to green parts of the visible spectrum when red becomes blue)

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