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When they ask about my christmas shopping when I ask the shop to check my tire pressure sensors

sir i know i look like a middle aged woman but this is my survival costume i am i gremlin and i don't celebrate christmas i celebrate don't leave the house and smoke hella weed week

Steve @communick.news - 18hr

Walking down the shuttle bus isle after a 12 hour shift at the hospital, just thinking about getting to my car and driving home

Seated Coworker I'm Passing: "Cool swetshirt"

Me: "Huh? ... Yes"

Now I have something new to think about, for the next few weeks

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Arcanepotato @crazypeople.online - 16hr

Apparently people complement each other as a way to signal they would like to get to know you? Or as an opener to gauge if you would like to have a conversation? I thought you just tell people something nice about them when you noticed (but not their bodies or things they cannot change) because it's nice to say nice things???

I did not get the handbook with instructions when I was thrust into being.

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Steve @communick.news - 14hr

Right!?
Does context matter?

I'm literally walking down an isle of a soon to be packed bus, with people infront of and behind me, so we can all get to our cars in a parking lot nearly a mile away. Is it the time for a chat, during the 2.3seconds we have while I'm passing?
Just totally suprised and not at all ready for that.

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toomanypancakes - 16hr

i celebrate don't leave the house and smoke hella weed week

Best way to celebrate tbh

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TabbsTheBat (they/them) - 19hr

Glad to live in a place where customer service doesn't talk to me

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Arcanepotato @crazypeople.online - 16hr

I would love to hear about tires and if there is anything I could have done to have avoided having to come in (it didn't cost me anything so they aren't losing money by explaining it to me) but I was not prepared for anything but basic niceties 😭

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Possibly linux - 11hr

!autismmemes@lemmy.zip

Disclaimer: I'm the mod

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enbiousenvy - 1hr

SmallTalk is a programming language, I thought it's about that haha

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