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ramble81 @lemmy.zip - 12hr

A condom could have prevented this post.

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agedcorn @lemmy.world - 12hr

Heh, in more ways than one

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🍉 Albert 🍉 - 11hr

you mean for them or their parents?

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ramble81 @lemmy.zip - 11hr

Yes

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🍉 Albert 🍉 - 10hr

wouldn't a condom make it easier to retrieve the bussy pearl?

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Nanook - 15hr

There will always be haters

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lol_idk - 14hr

Wouldn't it be their bussy?

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🍉 Albert 🍉 - 11hr

technically, they for l could put it in a peal clam and turn it into a real pearl...

not a bad service, turn a small personal object into a pearl. like a grain of sand from the beach of your first date, a bit of brick from your first house... I ran out of ideas, it'll be 2000$ per pearl

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notabot - 10hr

I know nothing about breeding and raising such oysters, but that actually sounds like the sort of thing that could work as a niche business.

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🍉 Albert 🍉 - 9hr

it's also so easily scammed. just give them whatever low quality pearl you got laying around. how they are going to test it?

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